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vungi
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Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Snag618
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(Now, this is the hard part. What timeline do I want? The Slaughter Cube Corner universe, or the canon universe? Oh and, don't worry, there's no way you could know what I'm referring to do.)
Well, as I'm sure you know, the main form of everything in this universe is pony. There are three types: 1, Earth ponies, who are very strong, and grow the food. 2. Unicorns who use magic. Not much about them, just be careful. 3. The pegasi, who can fly. Now, as I'm sure you've noticed, the weather isn't natural here, they control it. Now, to explain some of the locals, I'll just show you around town. It's called Ponyville, just so you know. (I just realized, I'm practically introducing the show to you. Funny, eh?)

JACKinbigletters
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So everybody in this universe is a horse? Well this is not the oddest universe I've been too... Is there a local source of water?

Snag618
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Well, basically. There a few other different animals. For the water, there's a fountain over there, and a well. And... somehow... they have plumbing.

JACKinbigletters
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How did they build everything, you know seeing as they have, you know, hooves.

Snag618
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One word: Magic. By the way, don't question the physics in this universe, they don't make much sense.

red303
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*Appears out of nowhere* Speaking of magic, I'm red from the future! I've came to visit me in at my old job before I got famous and owned several mansions. This must be snag and jack! Sorry to tell you, but you both die in a pegasi revolt. I'm the only survivor! Wait, where is my old self? It's not like I got eaten by danwar or anything. Ha-ha-ha!

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... You did get eaten.... making you a paradox... you cannot exist if present you is dead... and any moment now you should feel a tingling feeling and begin to fade out of existence. Also with the FOB in place there will be no revolt.

red303
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Ha! What a bunch of s- *disappears*

Snag618
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Well, there goes my only worker.

JACKinbigletters
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I thought you had three?

Snag618
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At what point did I indicate that?

JACKinbigletters
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I don't know... (It may not be on this thread but I'm sure you mentioned that you had three... I may be mistaken though...)

Snag618
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(Interesting. By the way, check your profile when you get a chance)
Anyway, do you have any more questions?

JACKinbigletters
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(Have done.)
What is the military force like around here?

Snag618
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Well, I'm not entirely sure. It's been a long time since there was a war, and most the enemies who have threatened this land have been defeated by The Rainbow of Light, as I call it.

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