Forums → Forum Games → Above user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?
Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.
plz don't say anything offensive.
... Not that I am aware of... Why? *Suspicious look*
You're not very observant, are you? You are a fox.
Oh yes that, I suppose that counts as a connection then... And yes I know I am a fox.
I look like an archer but i am actually a cookie.
Ooh, a cookie. *Picks up cookie, eats it* Anyway, I always liked penguin which is probably why I am one.
That poor cookie! You didn't even leave any for me!
I have some freshly baked back at the factory.
No I don't eat on the job anyways. So the military of this entire universe is 6 horses.
First, they're ponies. Small horses. Second, no, that's not entirely true. They do have a military, in the form of the Canterlot Royal Guard. They aren't very effective though.
Right so, all in all a pretty terrible fighting force. And how many of these Royal Guards are there?
*swallows popcorn* And we'll be back after this commercial break, stay tuned, folks. *Gets up to go piss*
Well, it's been 1000 years since there was any major threat. I don't know the number of guards there are.
I'm back! After I was eaten, I thought I would die. But luckily, I brought a spare hazmat suit to work today so his stomach acids didn't liquefy me. I tried tugging on his uvula so he would gag me back up, but that didn't work. It's very warm and cozy inside the intestines, but after that... Never mind, doesn't matter. I'm back and I learned tons about dragon biology!
I'm glad to know you're safe. I'm still wondering why you are a human, since that form isn't normal for this universe.
I'm not. I'm a shapeshifter! Want to see me turn into an ant?
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