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vungi
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Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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JACKinbigletters
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Okay the portal has been set up and is stable, the troops will be moving in anytime now, however don't try to go through the portal without telling me first. Otherwise your going to get eviscerated.

Snag618
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Can I throw this apple into it? I'm wondering what would happen. Anyway, what difference would me telling you make on my state of evisceration?

JACKinbigletters
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It's because it's not the portal that will eviscerate you it's the multitude of guns on the other side. To protect our universe we have to ensure that no unauthorized things get through our portal.

Snag618
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Oh... Ok. That would explain it. Now... if something which wasn't affected by guns was to go through, what would happen?

JACKinbigletters
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Next layer, flamethrowers.

Snag618
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How many layers are there, and what do they contain?

JACKinbigletters
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Well it's all in one layer really, all pointed at the portal, it just has many many weapons. There is also a squad of heavys in case anything gets through but they have never needed to be deployed..

Snag618
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I see. Let's say that theoretically that something that could counter all that, was to slip through. What would you do?

JACKinbigletters
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The entire operation would be destroyed, I've seen the 3D representation, plenty of fireballs.

Snag618
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Really? Now, thank about this. A practical god of chaos, who loves to cause chaos, hears about something like this. He wouldn't be affected by the bullets. What would happen if he were to chose to invade the portal? Not like anything could stop him.

JACKinbigletters
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Ah the final protection would deal with that.

Snag618
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And that would be...?

red303
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Me!

Snag618
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Oh really? How so?

red303
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I would invite him to go pegasus hunting. He would happily oblige, because everyone knows that pegasi are much more fun to kill than humans. Trust me, I know that firsthand. We would go off and have a great time slaughtering vicious pegasi.

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