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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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gamerguy12345
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Herald

Huh? Oh hey there's a moose in my house. I'm a wolf.
Moose+wolf=dinner.

danwar123
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2,924 posts
Jester

dragon+wolf=om nom nom.
*eats wolf and wolf's pack*

wflag10
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wflag10
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Peasant

*Runs from Dragon*

Dragon fly's and burns me to death*

gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
2,852 posts
Herald

My wolf pack surounds you and kills you.

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

*i scoop up your pack and kill it*
babies..
time for dinner
*a swarm of hatchlings eat most of the pack,and i eat the rest*
did i mention i'm a father?

gamerguy12345
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Herald

You're a father but not a husband.

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

*a female adult dragon walks up to you*
i am a husband.
*eats you and gives your pack to my draconic wife*

gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
2,852 posts
Herald

When you eat me I bite through your stomach and run away.

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester
gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
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Herald

*My pack kills you*

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

* i fly away from your pack*
problem?
*ur toast*

gamerguy12345
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Herald

Why is there a dragon in my house? Eh....he can't do much.

causeweolo
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Peasant

I grow shield-arms and start to rub your wolf scrotum, slowly at first, but faster later.

gamerguy12345
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Herald

A shield? You can't do anything. * throws out window*

causeweolo
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Peasant

I stroke wolf balls with shieldarms.

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