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vungi
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Jester

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

I know that the brother of a friend is hunter... where is my phone?

OperationNilo
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Farmer

Greet him cordially, and offer him a cup of tea.

UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

Uh? You escaped from the ant-farm?

OperationNilo
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Farmer

You cruel flaming-skeleton creature! Having ant farms is evil!

I take back the tea I offered. Shame on you, sir.

Riptizoid101
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Blacksmith

How now, little ant! Whither art thou the dragon's den? What? Thou sayeth 'tis at not hither??!? Thou dost not tell truth! Have at thee, ant!

*steps on ant*

welljordan8
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Peasant

(Shrugs) Meh. Goes back to sleep.

OperationNilo
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Farmer

Would mr. Ninja Monkey sir like a nice cup of hot coffee? would he like splash all over him?

welljordan8
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Peasant

ANT! GET AWAY, GET AWAY!

gamerguy12345
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Herald

A monkey ninja? Eh.... I don't care.

OperationNilo
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Farmer

Ah, a nice little doggy. Watch it there, dog, don't bite!

gamerguy12345
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Herald

An ant? I should get an anteater!

OperationNilo
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Farmer

What are you still doing here? Die, bit**! *takes out a shotgun and blasts the wolf to oblivion*

Ferret
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Ferret
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Constable

Build an ant farm.

gamerguy12345
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Herald

Ooh. I've always wanted a pet Ferret.

OperationNilo
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Farmer

Didn't I kill you already? Get out!

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