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Posted Mar 14, '13 at 5:57pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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What you failed to mention is that history isn't repeating itself, so if you try, you won't succeed.
I am a professional stuntman.
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Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:03pm
Salvidian
2,485 posts
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What you failed to mention is that you're a former professional stuntman. Parachutes should belong on the inventory list, and not the "We'll throw this stuff on the plane if we have room" list.
There is nothing coming.
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Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:04pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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What you failed to mention is that you're quoting your grandfather's final words before he went out and bought Viagra.
Nobody knows the truth.
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Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:09pm
pangtongshu
4,481 posts
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What you failed to mention is that I just had my name legally changed to Nobody recently
I'm drinking water
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Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:24pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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What you failed to mention is that it's Cleveland's bath water.
I can't feel my legs.
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Posted Mar 15, '13 at 1:29am
xXxDAPRO89xXx
1,647 posts
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What you failed to mention is they aren't your legs... They belong to Harrisoon Ford.
I like trains.
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Posted Mar 15, '13 at 6:45am
Darkfire45
1,421 posts
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What you failed to mention was that you got hit by a plane a few seconds later.
I accidentally killed someone with food poisoning.
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Posted Mar 15, '13 at 3:55pm
pangtongshu
4,481 posts
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What you failed to mention is that it wasn't food poisoning..and you didn't do it on accident..and you didn't kill them..and it wasn't you that did it
I'm on a boat
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Posted Mar 15, '13 at 3:58pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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What you failed to mention is that your boat is in your backyard and there isn't a body of water for miles (you might be a redneck if....)
I have a lawnmower.
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Posted Mar 15, '13 at 6:09pm
Darkfire45
1,421 posts
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What you failed to mention was that it was out of petrol.
I am lost in another dimension.
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