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Posted Mar 14, '13 at 4:36pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,020 posts

What you failed to mention is that you have 10 hands

I am the best around. And no one is ever going to take me down

 

Posted Mar 14, '13 at 5:57pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,907 posts

What you failed to mention is that history isn't repeating itself, so if you try, you won't succeed.

I am a professional stuntman.

 

Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:03pm

Salvidian

Salvidian

3,817 posts

What you failed to mention is that you're a former professional stuntman. Parachutes should belong on the inventory list, and not the "We'll throw this stuff on the plane if we have room" list.

There is nothing coming.

 

Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:04pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,907 posts

What you failed to mention is that you're quoting your grandfather's final words before he went out and bought Viagra.

Nobody knows the truth.

 

Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:09pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,020 posts

What you failed to mention is that I just had my name legally changed to Nobody recently

I'm drinking water

 

Posted Mar 14, '13 at 6:24pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,907 posts

What you failed to mention is that it's Cleveland's bath water.

I can't feel my legs.

 

Posted Mar 15, '13 at 1:29am

xXxDAPRO89xXx

xXxDAPRO89xXx

3,493 posts

What you failed to mention is they aren't your legs... They belong to Harrisoon Ford.

I like trains.

 

Posted Mar 15, '13 at 6:45am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

1,632 posts

What you failed to mention was that you got hit by a plane a few seconds later.

I accidentally killed someone with food poisoning.

 

Posted Mar 15, '13 at 3:55pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,020 posts

What you failed to mention is that it wasn't food poisoning..and you didn't do it on accident..and you didn't kill them..and it wasn't you that did it

I'm on a boat

 

Posted Mar 15, '13 at 3:58pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,907 posts

What you failed to mention is that your boat is in your backyard and there isn't a body of water for miles (you might be a redneck if....)

I have a lawnmower.

 
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