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What you failed to mention is that you're not in college.

I just saw a car accident.

What you failed to mention is that you got hit by one of the cars.

I just drank my tea.

What you failed to mention is that these Cheez-its were sent from the future by one of the last people on Earth that is not infected with zombism, and they were infected.

I just locked myself in my apocalypse bunker.

What you failed to mention is that they didn't give you a space suit.

I just got a 99 on my history midterm.

What you failed to mention is your cat was in a bad mood, and clawed you badly.

I am studying for a test.

What you failed to mention is that it is a drug test

I am laying here like a log

What you failed to mention, is that you just used substitution, and you poofed into being a log.

I am cracking open a coconut.

What you failed to mention was that another coconut hit your head while you were opening the coconut.

I bought a return ticket for a rocket to the International Space Station.

What you failed to mention is the rocket was just a shuttle to the other side of the amusement park.

I can see the light of brand new morning.

what you failed to mention is that you are turned the wrong way and you are looking at the sunset.

I have a huge pie.

What you failed to mention is that its a cow pie.

I lost internet connection a minute ago.

What you failed to mention is it is made of cardboard

I am playing Medieval Shark..against my desires

What you failed to mention is that you're doing it at gunpoint

Oops. I am playing the popular indie game minecraft.

What you failed to mention is that you are one of the creepers

I'm goin to read some creepypasta tonight