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What you failed to mention is that you're a former professional stuntman. Parachutes should belong on the inventory list, and not the "We'll throw this stuff on the plane if we have room" list.

There is nothing coming.

What you failed to mention is that you're quoting your grandfather's final words before he went out and bought Viagra.

Nobody knows the truth.

What you failed to mention is that I just had my name legally changed to Nobody recently

I'm drinking water

What you failed to mention is that it's Cleveland's bath water.

I can't feel my legs.

What you failed to mention is they aren't your legs... They belong to Harrisoon Ford.

I like trains.

What you failed to mention was that you got hit by a plane a few seconds later.

I accidentally killed someone with food poisoning.

What you failed to mention is that it wasn't food poisoning..and you didn't do it on accident..and you didn't kill them..and it wasn't you that did it

I'm on a boat

What you failed to mention is that your boat is in your backyard and there isn't a body of water for miles (you might be a redneck if....)

I have a lawnmower.

What you failed to mention was that it was out of petrol.

I am lost in another dimension.

What you failed to mention is that you lost a two-dimensional drawing of yourself.

There is a tree in my backyard.

What you forgot to mention is that the tree is inflatable, as you hate real trees.

Everbody do the flop.

What you failed to mention is that nobody is currently doing the flop.

Paper towels hurt my nose.

What you failed to mention is that your nose is a lie.

My bad.

I'm eating a cheeseburger.

What you failed to mention is that it's just cardboard with some leftover cheese on it.

I have no soul.