Name: Kenji
Age: 20
Powers: 'RITA-X' : Rational Imagination-Translocation Ability - eXigency
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Level: 2
XP: 0/15
HP: 120/120
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Inventory:
Partner: Nah
I consider my options.
1: Take the ice cream, then party
2: Don't take the ice cream, then party
3: Take the ice cream, then leave
4: Don't take the ice cream, then leave
5: Take the ice cream and murder everyone.
6: Murder everyone
7: Be spontaneous, aka "Mystery Box"
Seriously I'm a hardcore super criminal escaping capture and I'm being held up by an eight-year-old with ice cream. This is wrong.
I choose Option 7. I put my hands behind my back and generate a kitten (golden tabby, alive, normal), then hand it to her. "Here's a kitten. Now go away."