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KingofEpicFruit
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Starts out easy, i say, "im about to get kicked by an ostrich"

then i reply, "i dodge by...(kicking it in the face first)..." or something along those lines

I will start, Im about to be kicked by a elephant

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coolbarak
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I dodge by time travelling and killing EDGAR ALLAN POE

I'm about to get killed by edgar allan poe's ghost and all his fans

Azywng
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I dodge by... Hmm... Making sure I don't have to dodge anything in the first place! I hide.

I am about to be infected by a VERY large group of zombies.

coolbarak
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I dodge by letting them infect me, travel through time, and become the first zombie. I AM THE APOCALYPSE

I'm about to get shot by zombie apocalypse survivors.

KingofEpicFruit
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I dodge them by traveling in time and biting them while they are young so they wont kill me in the future

Im about to be kill by a more advanced group of zombie apocalypse survivors

Azywng
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I dodge by taking cover behind a building. Surely they can't demolish a building with bullets.

I'm about to be (nastily) crushed by a rain of boulders.

coolbarak
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I dodge by ninja-jumping all the rocks, and teleporting to the top of the rubble.

I'm about to get attacked by silver werewolves

KingofEpicFruit
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I send in an army of garlic vampires to kill your silver werewolves

Im about to be hit by a falling penny, THATS ON FIRE!!!

killersup10
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You devour the penny.

How does Killersup dodge a bad game?

coolbarak
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I don't play the game

How do i dodge a real griefer?

MagicTree
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You dodge by reporting him to the real mods.

I'm being driven insane by a mind-boggling, un-juicable, pointless lemon.

KingofEpicFruit
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I throw it down my garbage disposal, now my kitchen smells nice

Im about to be attacked by an angry lemon god

dechlan1
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You dodge by knowing he dont exist
Im about to be attacked by an agry lemon cult.

Chryosten
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I use Annoying Orange to get rid of them.

I'm about to die from insanity because of Annoying Orange.

coolbarak
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"Hey, hey orange? KNIFE!"

I'm about to be attacked by a raging tobuscus.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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I bring in Anthony and Ian. (smosh)

I'm about to get hit by a... CHEVY

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