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Starts out easy, i say, "im about to get kicked by an ostrich"
then i reply, "i dodge by...(kicking it in the face first)..." or something along those lines
I will start, Im about to be kicked by a elephant
I dodge by time travelling and killing EDGAR ALLAN POE
I'm about to get killed by edgar allan poe's ghost and all his fans
I dodge by... Hmm... Making sure I don't have to dodge anything in the first place! I hide.
I am about to be infected by a VERY large group of zombies.
I dodge by letting them infect me, travel through time, and become the first zombie. I AM THE APOCALYPSE
I'm about to get shot by zombie apocalypse survivors.
I dodge them by traveling in time and biting them while they are young so they wont kill me in the future
Im about to be kill by a more advanced group of zombie apocalypse survivors
I dodge by taking cover behind a building. Surely they can't demolish a building with bullets.
I'm about to be (nastily) crushed by a rain of boulders.
I dodge by ninja-jumping all the rocks, and teleporting to the top of the rubble.
I'm about to get attacked by silver werewolves
I send in an army of garlic vampires to kill your silver werewolves
Im about to be hit by a falling penny, THATS ON FIRE!!!
You devour the penny.
How does Killersup dodge a bad game?
I don't play the game
How do i dodge a real griefer?
You dodge by reporting him to the real mods.
I'm being driven insane by a mind-boggling, un-juicable, pointless lemon.
I throw it down my garbage disposal, now my kitchen smells nice
Im about to be attacked by an angry lemon god
You dodge by knowing he dont exist
Im about to be attacked by an agry lemon cult.
I use Annoying Orange to get rid of them.
I'm about to die from insanity because of Annoying Orange.
"Hey, hey orange? KNIFE!"
I'm about to be attacked by a raging tobuscus.
I bring in Anthony and Ian. (smosh)
I'm about to get hit by a... CHEVY
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