Welp, as predicted, this went and became a "thing". You won't believe the story Cen and I cooked up. I just had to call it:

Now with a plot that revolves around a mysterious jewel that everybody apparently wants a piece of. Cops and robbers was never so confusing. Also Kai totally became a stoat and Cen (Erik Johansen) a badger. It's an alternate reality composed entirely of mustelids!
Voidy, there are blanks in the names because Justine and Vanessa need surnames. Since you named the ladies, could you give them their other names?