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Loves his toaster more than anything or anybody in the world.

Is the princess of the cacti palm Kingdom x'D

Is the king of the cacti palm kingdom c:

@Saiyoku You've remembered *.*

Genius term was created for her

@Last4Skull That's a pretty mean insane lie.

Rides a humpback whale into battle against his sworn enemy: janitors.

Is a mercenary warrior who uses a pogo stick do deliver devastating sword blows from above. Takes loilpops as payment, thinking they are little jeweled scepters.

Likes swallowing lit sticks of dynamite and having them explode in his stomach.

Eats spoons in his spare time.

Eats forks in her spare time.

Is the Lord of the ring

Can paint things that come to life!

Roasts steaks by having her pet dragon Siegfried breathe on them.
Also conjures up bread and salad from thin air.
Makes delicious ice cream from unicorn blood.

Holds a mid-class restuarant. (good use for unlimited magical power)

Is a long-time regular of my magical mid-class restaurant "Sulh."

Holds a high-class restaurant which only has gross food on the menu.

Is a chef that makes food out of rocks.