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Chryosten
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All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.

Example:
Me: *makes thread*
User 1: pees his pants all the time
User 2: failed his last test
User 3: married a donkey
and so on...

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Chryosten
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Constantly complains about the weather.

LordLazyLeopard
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The person above me is a queen.

Chryosten
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Was once robbed of his wallet and phone by a baby holding a water gun.

LordLazyLeopard
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Has never had a wallet or phone to be robbed of.

Chryosten
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Gets drunk whenever he drinks orange juice.

LordLazyLeopard
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Hates anything remotely musical whatsoever.
(Edit: What's the point of us just going back and forth making up pointless fake insults?)

Chryosten
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Likes walking around town dressed as a clown whilst scaring children.

LordLazyLeopard
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Likes looking terribly happy all the time so that no one sees into his horribly twisted mind.

armorplayergc
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Is lazy, is an actual leopard, and is the lord of the leopards! o.o

GhostOfMatrix
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Real name is actually kongregateplayergc.

LordLazyLeopard
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Isn't actually capable of being in the Matrix or benefiting from it in any way.

Chryosten
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Lost his arm in an arms race.

LordLazyLeopard
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Would float away if not wearing his heavy metal boots.

Chryosten
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Likes drinking motor oil in the morning to make himself more energetic.

LordLazyLeopard
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Is entering the modern generation kicking and screaming.

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