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Chryosten
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All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.

Example:
Me: *makes thread*
User 1: pees his pants all the time
User 2: failed his last test
User 3: married a donkey
and so on...

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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Constantly talks to an imaginary friend whenever he eats french fries.

wflag10
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Nomad

When to a concert, pushed the singer off the stage, and then got mauled by the crowd.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Has been slain by me for food.

wflag10
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Nomad

Rides a lion to work/school/whatever every morning.

(Sorry if it's DP, but It's not showing up.)

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Knows how to arm wrestle an octopus.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Loves to quote famous poets.

wflag10
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wflag10
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Nomad

Punched his baby cousin.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

The only thing he hates more than bolded italics is CAPITALIZED BOLDED ITALICS.

wflag10
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Nomad

Got eaten by a lion.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Got eaten by a bear.

xeano321
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xeano321
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Farmer

Those aren't really lies... That's more like exaggerated gossip.

Gamerguys bed is full of candy wrappers.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Is allergic to allergic people who are allergic to allergies.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Fears fear.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Can't stand standing.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Likes to skip because walking is to tedious.

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