All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.Example:Me: *makes thread*User 1: pees his pants all the timeUser 2: failed his last testUser 3: married a donkeyand so on...
Dances to any song, 80's style.
Has discovered 17,435 stars all over the Universe
Can translate a picture into a thousand words of any language.
Is a blacksmith in real life, that's why he has the rank of blacksmith.
Attempts to communicate with birds whenever he sees one.
Killed a dog and got away with it.
Accidentally smacked himself in the forehead when performing a salute one time. He ended up with a bruise the day later.
Was born in the 18th century! (XVIII)
Gets angry in debates with his pet fish.
Has flowers growing out of his nose and ears.
Has peanut butter with absolutely everything he eats and drinks.
Despite being a good blacksmith, he always steals 30% of the gold used when he forges something
Has a "hair cache" for when he goes bald.
Is slowly turning into a giant oak tree.
Yells all the time when he's alone.
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