All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.Example:Me: *makes thread*User 1: pees his pants all the timeUser 2: failed his last testUser 3: married a donkeyand so on...
Secretly wants to hug everyone, but pretends to be an angry body of fire to conceal his feelings (haha, get it?)
Has a jet that flies at a speed of 200km/s!
Has been trying to prove to his kingdom that water is wet for 40 years.
Has more than 1 Centillion posts in the forums o.O
Is an engineer constantly in an one-sided fight with the sun, is trying to create a button to turn it off.
Tamed a giraffe for no reason.
Always sleeping, even when he's awake.
Actually reads every "Terms and Conditions" page for everything.
Always gets in trouble with the police for chasing people on the street, telling them to join his religion of potato soup.
Killed Batman.
Rolls dice to determine every action of his life.
They told me they aren't a virgin
Ate the little red riding hood.
Laughs at bald people.
^ Interesting.
Is desperately trying to go back to 80s by praying to retro gods.
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