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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Constable

All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.

Example:
Me: *makes thread*
User 1: pees his pants all the time
User 2: failed his last test
User 3: married a donkey
and so on...

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armorplayergc
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King

Was the one who re-planted all the trees that were cut off from our planet by Saiyoku's left sock!

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Herald

Is my beloved left sock and partner in crime.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Constable

Was accidentally created when the Gods were playing cards and were trying to cheat in every way possible.

mamibo
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mamibo
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Bard

Has the mind of a serial killer, but enough willpower to not kill people or show his disorder in any way.
Thinks: "KILL KILL KILL let their blood be splilled! MURDER EVERYONE MWUHAHAHA! Where's my chainsaw?!! I am the prince of destruction!!!"
Says: "Two loaves of bread please"

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Has a calculator in his mind and can answer any Math question instantly

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Constable

Is the true leader of North Korea with Kim Jong Un as his puppet.

Last4Skull
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Last4Skull
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King

Is the real calculator in mamibo mind x'D

mamibo
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mamibo
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Bard

Is an intelligent Koi carp.

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Jester

Killed the real mamibo and took his place two months ago.

Ve4niqKRAL
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Ve4niqKRAL
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Treasurer

has a big conspiracy problem.

wait we need to lie.
Sorry.

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Jester

Has caught a chicken while fishing off the coast of Florida.

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Herald

Feeds tears of his enemies to his baby Darlene. 😕

mamibo
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mamibo
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Bard

Once won a fencing duel with a demon blademaster without unsheathing her sword.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Constable

Is possessed by the spirit of a drunken kungfu master.

mamibo
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mamibo
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Bard

Is an astronaut whose ship is out of fuel, drifting speedily through space near Pluto. Awaits rescue, but knows his initial speed boost will cast him out of the solar system within a year. Meanwhile, not to lose hope, he spends time on AG forums through his laptop.

Help is on the way, Chryos!

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