All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.Example:Me: *makes thread*User 1: pees his pants all the timeUser 2: failed his last testUser 3: married a donkeyand so on...
Eats food using chopsticks, but holding them with feet - hands are busy finishing some other tasks in the meantime.
can rotate head 360 degrees
Once attempted to romance a tropical plant in Micronesia by wearing a tutu and playing a bamboo harp.
Is always angry, because the color red is all he can see.
Actually feeds her cats with incredible amounts of sushi.
Thinks "Sushi" Is just another way to say "Cat food"
Traumatized his cat and himself after feeding upon an unnatural piece of sushi.
really just a tree
Is envious of the tree because he is just a pebble
Not envious of anyone, as he is a dragon. But he doesn't realize that he's only an inch tall!
He's a literal giant bully who eats short people.
Realizes that every word in the sentence above about me is wrong. Good job!
Shaves with a spoon.
Thinks that you should put shaving cream on your face when you obviously have to put whipped cream when shaving! What's shaving cream useful for, anyway? It doesn't even taste good!
Eats shaving cream when no one is looking.
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