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Posted Feb 9, '13 at 12:17am

dragonball05

dragonball05

1,571 posts

Hardly. I don't contribute very much to the forums.

This may be true. However, your beard is powerful. It makes up for it.

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 12:17am

Ferret

Ferret

6,501 posts

Administrator

If we're very quiet, maybe she'll come in and say hello! :)

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 12:44am

Devoidless

Devoidless

3,553 posts

*sits in the shadowy corner and stares at the door*

Am I doing it right?

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 12:48am

dragonball05

dragonball05

1,571 posts

I think so, but I can't seem to stay still in my corner. Too fidgety!

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 12:55am

Bronze

Bronze

2,337 posts

This may be true. However, your beard is powerful. It makes up for it.

Meh beard can only do some much. For instance, it typed out this response, but Cen is on a whole different level.

Am I doing it right?

I think you need to close your eyes. Crying might also help.

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 1:00am

dragonball05

dragonball05

1,571 posts

I think you need to close your eyes. Crying might also help.

Ah, I forgot to cry! Thanks Bronze, that should help my fidgeting.

Meh beard can only do some much. For instance, it typed out this response, but Cen is on a whole different level.

Well maybe that lackluster confidence yer beard doesn't measure up, but level up beard confidence a couple times, probably through laborious, dreadful grinding, and you'll be at least one step closer!

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 1:27am

Bronze

Bronze

2,337 posts

I will strive to level up my beard confidence. I will believe in my beard-self...uh brelf?

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 1:37am

GhostOfMatrix

GhostOfMatrix

11,694 posts

Knight

Your beard transcends levels, you just need to harness the power.

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 1:42am

jeol

jeol

3,565 posts

I believe maximum beard level is achieved by dying your beard purple. You might be able to squeeze another level two out if you dye it pink.

 

Posted Feb 9, '13 at 1:50am

Bronze

Bronze

2,337 posts

harness the power.

With that power I could make scores of men tremble at my every step! They would either bow their heads in respect or run away, pissing their pants. On the other hand, women will look on me with disdain. Is any power worth that?

My dream is to find a lady turned on by beards...

...

...I'm going to bed. ( I'm not drunk)

 
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