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Salvidian
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Too excited... must share news...

We have a new moderator on our hands.

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Ferret
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If we're very quiet, maybe she'll come in and say hello!

Devoidless
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*sits in the shadowy corner and stares at the door*

Am I doing it right?

dragonball05
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I think so, but I can't seem to stay still in my corner. Too fidgety!

Bronze
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This may be true. However, your beard is powerful. It makes up for it.


Meh beard can only do some much. For instance, it typed out this response, but Cen is on a whole different level.

Am I doing it right?


I think you need to close your eyes. Crying might also help.
dragonball05
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I think you need to close your eyes. Crying might also help.


Ah, I forgot to cry! Thanks Bronze, that should help my fidgeting.

Meh beard can only do some much. For instance, it typed out this response, but Cen is on a whole different level.


Well maybe that lackluster confidence yer beard doesn't measure up, but level up beard confidence a couple times, probably through laborious, dreadful grinding, and you'll be at least one step closer!
Bronze
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I will strive to level up my beard confidence. I will believe in my beard-self...uh brelf?

GhostOfMatrix
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Your beard transcends levels, you just need to harness the power.

jeol
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I believe maximum beard level is achieved by dying your beard purple. You might be able to squeeze another level two out if you dye it pink.

Bronze
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harness the power.


With that power I could make scores of men tremble at my every step! They would either bow their heads in respect or run away, pissing their pants. On the other hand, women will look on me with disdain. Is any power worth that?

My dream is to find a lady turned on by beards...

...

...I'm going to bed. ( I'm not drunk)
kegaumongo
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If we're very quiet, maybe she'll come in and say hello!


That is a good life philosophy. As somebody says "The quieter you become, the more you can hear". So hello

Seriously, thanks everyone for the congrats. I'll do my best to help improve this wonderful community.

And to clarify up doubts... yes, I am a lady
dragonball05
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You'll do great, I'm sure of it!

TheMostManlyMan
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She has spoken and truly it was something to behold *starts bowing*

R2D21999
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And to clarify up doubts... yes, I am a lady


About time we got an active lady moderator.
Freakenstein
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How do you know Zophia isn't, huh? Huh? She could be like a Mrs. Voidy! None may know whence they last appear if they shant spake.

I want the rest of the women mods back

R2D21999
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How do you know Zophia isn't, huh?


I never knew Zophia's a girl.

I also haven't seen her/him in a while, that's why I exclude him/her.
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