1. Write a best-seller with an obscure title, and use it as an excuse to create a dictatorship in a worn-out country. Then with the âundividedâ power of the people, I invade neighboring countries and say that my people are a âmaster raceâ.
2. Walk around the world telling people that you are their only true leader and that anarchy and democracy are the same thing.
3. Go to the worlds largest repository of gold, proclaim diplomatic immunity, nuke it and leave behind a subliminal message that convinces the world leader that you are a martyr, that you represent every racial group and that the only successful war is one with no survivors to say that it was a bad war.
4. Say that you know the secrets of the universe and that you have a way to sent people into the afterlife and back, and will ânotâ leave them there.
5. Go to the remains of the Ottoman Empire, rebuild it, and say that it doesnât matter, we all die anyway.
