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Nerdsoft
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What would you do if you knew the world would end in seven days? Just make up a bucket list. I'll start:
1. Pee off a skyscraper
2. Pull out all my funds and go on a spending rampage
3. Go paragliding off that same skyscraper
4. Try pot (I'm gonna die anyway)
5. Eat fugu
6. Eat a ton of bacon
7. Go to the Hilton
8. Eat a ton of pancakes
9. Cane the Hilton's internet by downloading a ton of South Park
10. Divide 1337 by 0
11. Invest enough money in Battle Dawn for it to become fun
12. Jump off the Hilton as the world ends
How 'bout you?

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Nerdsoft
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...this counts as a hypothetical situation, doesn't it? Whoops...

light_chaser
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danged calculator says I cannot divide by 0.....

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I would, um, uh, I actually don't know...
Oh! I would make an epic sandwich.

StormWalker
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I'd....
Well, things I want to do:
Scuba diving, learn Russian, go bungee jumping, go freefalling, be a pirate, go to the moon (who needs NASA?), go around the world and magically be able to speak the languages at the places you goto, and kill Steve the Hetaoni Alien.
Yup, that's me, ever reallistic.

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1. Pee off a skyscraper
2. waste a lot of money on some MMO's
3. go to ridiculous parties
4. host those ridiculous parties
5. serve my calculator by figuring something out it cannot
6. invent something amazing
7. buy all stock i can afford, and see how much money i would end up with 1 hour before the world ended
8. tell idiots they seriously have bad problems and watch them cry
9. say anything i want, for that matter. the worlds ending
10. preform an autopsy (because some things are just to awesome to pass up)
11. become un-vergin-ified (dont ask questions)
12. top the scoreboards of a lot of pinball games
13. fight a virtual simulated terminator (again, its too good to pass up)
14. become unrealistically cool
15. become a true hater to people that are stupid (dont ask questions)
16. fight a war just before the world would end
17. take a cruise
18. rob a bank. (who would care anyway?)
19. spend that money on stock
20. become rich from all fo the stock money

those are just 20 of the 694 i came up with earlier.
those are the most appropriate ones too (not saying all of the other ones arent)
those are probably the best and least pointless (694 is a lot of pointlessness)

i stole your first one, nersoft. and used your name for one of my 694.

daleks
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Tell the few girls I have really liked how I have felt about them or still feel about them. If I an still alive after that well I don't know.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Tell the few girls I have really liked how I have felt about them or still feel about them. If I an still alive after that well I don't know.


Same... Except kinda different cause she knows I like her ;O
jeol
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Welp, I think my first entry on the ol' bucket list was to never post my bucket list on a thread, so I guess that's not going to happen.

Ah well; more time to do unimportant things.

JuicyFruits
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Well the end of the world hasn't really happen yet so I still got time to make one. And besides your probably not even going to do half the stuff on the list.

Nerdsoft
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So what?

SaifurRahman
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Saifur would make one, but it's too much typing.

samiel
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1.Roll a joint out of an anti marijauna pamplet (it's propoganda anyway)light on it on top of the White house smoke it with some famous rappers.

2.pee off a sky scaper (who doesnt want to do that)

3.Do some innapropriate things

4.punch three dudes in the face

5.more innapropriate stuff

6.blow all my money on weed, pizza, and orange soda

7.have a party with all the stuff on number six

8.I assume the party led to more innapropriate things

9.drive around detroit in the general lee

10.blow somthing up

11.cuss out the president

pangtongshu
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1.Roll a joint out of an anti marijauna pamplet (it's propoganda anyway)light on it on top of the White house smoke it with some famous rappers.


Because weed smokes well in normal paper..

2. Put banana peels in inconvenient places.


Make it like this

7. Search for Area 51.


I assume you mean try to get inside..saying as how it isn't secret knowledge on where Area 51 is XD
The issue is IF there is what is believed to be in there
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1. Punch a random person in the face. LOL!
2. Go to all the places that are normally closed down to everyone
3. Light a house on fire
4. Kick down a door and yell "This is the police!"
5. Finally just before the world ends I'd take a plane and jump out at about 5 km height. I really want to take know what all these suicide people actually feel but normally Life is too good. But when the world ends it doesn't matter and I will have to be 100% sure it will end that day because otherwise everyone will think I was an idiot.

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1) Blow up a large building

2) Walk away awesomely in Slow-mo from above explosion as I remove sunglasses and look awesome

3) Travel the world and see everything, everywhere

4) Write a world famous book or poem

5) Get in a fight with twenty guys and walk away standing with my chest out

6) Forge a scythe from scratch and master fight styles with it.

7) Run a Marathon, or perhaps more, and finish first

8) write a classical style song and have it performed by a well known group

9) Sky dive

10) Teach my son the game of Baseball (if I have one)

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CRIMINAL XD

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