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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 6:02pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,012 posts

Wanna here a sodium joke?
Na

Hahaha, you are sodium funny!

Nothing? Ok...

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:13pm

xeano321

xeano321

1,803 posts

Hahaha, you are sodium funny!

Nothing? Ok.

That was pretty weak. Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:23pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,012 posts

Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."

Meh. That one would have been a long shot. I don't think people would have picked up on it. Had you not explained it I would have been completely lost. :P

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:47pm

ironblade41

ironblade41

457 posts

Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."

Meh. That one would have been a long shot. I don't think people would have picked up on it. Had you not explained it I would have been completely lost. :P

To sum it up, it was a bad joke... based off another bad joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
who's there?
Oops I did it again.

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:49pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,012 posts

To sum it up, it was a bad joke... based off another bad joke.

That was the idea. It was bad but not over anyone's head.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 12:02pm

HahiHa

HahiHa

4,223 posts

Actually, it's a herb.

The plant is technically a herb, but the fruit is still a berry. Know the difference.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 5:24pm

ironblade41

ironblade41

457 posts

Technically, you should say an herb.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 11:51am

danielo

danielo

524 posts

Here is a fun fact -
Trying to lift an 120mm Mortar out of the mud alone is not a wise idea. your back wont like it...

 

Posted Mar 3, '13 at 3:14am

lord0ftiki

lord0ftiki

146 posts

Technically, you should say an herb.

Doesn't that just apply to words beginning with a vowel...are you drawing from the fact that some people pronounce herb 'erb?

 

Posted Mar 3, '13 at 3:17am

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,012 posts

are you drawing from the fact that some people pronounce herb 'erb?

That's the correct pronunciation of the word, unless you're referring to the name Herb, which is pronounced phonetically. It's one of those words that changes pronunciation when capitalized, like job or polish.

 
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