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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 1:51am

ironblade41

ironblade41

523 posts

Wanna here a potassium joke?
K
Wanna here a sodium joke?
Na

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?
Lukewarm!

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 6:02pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,219 posts

Wanna here a sodium joke?
Na

Hahaha, you are sodium funny!

Nothing? Ok...

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:13pm

xeano321

xeano321

2,598 posts

Knight

Hahaha, you are sodium funny!

Nothing? Ok.

That was pretty weak. Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:23pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,219 posts

Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."

Meh. That one would have been a long shot. I don't think people would have picked up on it. Had you not explained it I would have been completely lost. :P

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:47pm

ironblade41

ironblade41

523 posts

Would have been better if you had said "You're so-dium!" instead of "You're so dumb."

Meh. That one would have been a long shot. I don't think people would have picked up on it. Had you not explained it I would have been completely lost. :P

To sum it up, it was a bad joke... based off another bad joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
who's there?
Oops I did it again.

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 9:49pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,219 posts

To sum it up, it was a bad joke... based off another bad joke.

That was the idea. It was bad but not over anyone's head.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 12:02pm

HahiHa

HahiHa

5,082 posts

Knight

Actually, it's a herb.

The plant is technically a herb, but the fruit is still a berry. Know the difference.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 5:24pm

ironblade41

ironblade41

523 posts

Technically, you should say an herb.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 11:51am

danielo

danielo

1,397 posts

Here is a fun fact -
Trying to lift an 120mm Mortar out of the mud alone is not a wise idea. your back wont like it...

 

Posted Mar 3, '13 at 3:14am

lord0ftiki

lord0ftiki

519 posts

Technically, you should say an herb.

Doesn't that just apply to words beginning with a vowel...are you drawing from the fact that some people pronounce herb 'erb?

 
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