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MikaCinc
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Ok, I'm first going to post some funny facts:

Read this out loud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start

Second, I'll post some jokes:

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Now, post you some of this....

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pangtongshu
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A scary one..

-Statistics have shown that approximately 30,000 Americans every year suffer with anesthesia awareness (which is waking up during an operation)

Random sleep facts

-People getting only 6 to 7 hours of sleep every night have a longer life expectancy than those who sleep 8 hours.

-Although people born blind donât see images when they dream, they do have an increased auditory, tactile, and olfactory experience

-Scientists havenât been able to figure out why exactly we need sleep.

-12% of people have black and white dreams. Before color television though, the number was 75%.

-You can only dream about faces you have already seen. If you dream about a face you do not recognize..it is either a face of a person you say for a brief moment..or a collection of different faces you have seen made into one face.

-Scientists have determined that counting sheep is ineffective for putting oneself to sleep. Evidently it is too boring and imagining a calming landscape generally works much better.

-Another effective way of helping oneself fall asleep is to try and keep yourself awake (such as trying to keep your eyes open)

-Not sleeping for 16 hours leads to a decrease in performance equivalent to having a blood alcohol level of .05%

-That moment right before you fall asleep when all of a sudden you jolt wide awake has a name â" itâs called a myoclonic jerk.

-The Challenger space shuttle disaster, the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown, and the 1989 Exxon oil spill were all caused to some extent by sleep deprivation.

-Almost everything we know about sleep was all learned in the last 25 years

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The amount of calories you burn having sex is equivalent to what you would burn raking leaves for the same amount of time.

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MageGrayWolf has OVER 9,000 posts.

Anyway,

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo'drizzle!

MikaCinc
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The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.

MikaCinc
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Blonde jokes:

She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?
Tell her a joke on Thursday!
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A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?
The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.
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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

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