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I Want to Be Your Mental Poop || Theme: Instruments

Posted Apr 2, '13 at 8:57am

MagicTree

MagicTree

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http://i49.tinypic.com/k80fo.png

Yep. He's a UFO.

You know, my skill is alien to this world. I mean, I had a galaxy of choice, but I picked the one that didn't use too much space. Yep, UFOs are universally recognised. This UFO might even make me the star of Art, Music and Writing. #puns

 

Posted Apr 2, '13 at 11:15am

Gantic

Gantic

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We are moving along nicely. Extended deadline by a week so you have until Sunday.

@MagicTree You get a penalty for emphasizing your puns. >:(

 

Posted Apr 2, '13 at 1:27pm

MagicTree

MagicTree

360 posts

Nooooooo Gantic, you can't do this too me! Please forgive me! I just thought that I shudder emphasise the puns, so that people cold get it! No need to give me a cold shoulder, it won't happen again. Get my drift?

 

Posted Apr 3, '13 at 3:16am

AxialCurses

AxialCurses

10 posts

@MagicTree I bow to your far superior spacecraft. I'll admit, it's lightyears ahead of mine. Blew mine right into orbit. Quasar.

(Gantic can't penalize all of us. STAND TOGETHER, BRETHREN!)

 

Posted Apr 3, '13 at 7:14am

MagicTree

MagicTree

360 posts

@AxialCurses: I would join you, but Gantic is...just...too...poooweeerrrfuuulll!!

Look, I'm sorry if my  picture eclipses you, but it would be lunar for me to just stand down and let you guys try to win. That would be out of this world!

Now, the universal rules of this competition never said anything about emphasizing puns. But if emphasizing puns is not allowed I will nova do it again. This whole "emphasizing puns" thing is causing a black hole in our teamwork and community, and is creating a terrible atmosphere. This cosmic disorder must stop!

 

Posted Apr 3, '13 at 7:28am

MagicTree

MagicTree

360 posts

Sorry for the Double Post :c

But I want to mention that I don't think my picture is super-amazing or anything, I'm saying this for the sake of puns!

 

Posted Apr 3, '13 at 8:07am

aknerd

aknerd

1,275 posts

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx182/aknerd/bigbike.png

Cheerio! I do say entering almost slipped my mind, what with the jolly good time I've been having atop this here velocipede, what what. Well, I'm off to the haberdasher, chocks away!

 

Posted Apr 8, '13 at 10:08pm

Gantic

Gantic

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Nereus felt fast being your vehicles. He chose his top three vehicles below, but first, the awards in order of top speed from the fastest vehicle to the slowest.

Light Chaser Award - MagicTree
>670 million mph / >1 billion kph (upper limit unknown)
Nereus felt faster than the speed of light. He also felt like abducting cows and using a meat grinder for some reason.

Magic Tree (House) Award - AxialCurses
>25,000 mph / >40,000 kph (pretty close)
Nereus felt the need for speed and safety to reach the secret moonbase on the Moon.

Weird-like Award - ImTheMostManlyMan
>200 mph / >320 kph (approximated)
Nereus felt like he could go anywhere on Earth as this weird wedge-shaped single-windowed prototype car.

kegaumongo Award - kegaumongo
>100 mph / >160 kph (pretty close)
Nereus felt sturdy and reliable as a Renault Express.

Axial Curses Award - light_chaser
>75 mph / >120 kph (based on yellow school buses)
Nereus felt essential as a bus. He wasn't exactly sure what type of bus he was, but he certainly felt important.

Akh! A Beatles Nerd Award - weirdlike

 

Posted Apr 8, '13 at 10:14pm

Gantic

Gantic

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Moderator

Forgot to put a space after < ...

Previous post continued:

Akh! A Beatles Nerd Award - weirdlike
< 50 mph / < 80 kph (based on personal submarines, top speed lower at greater depths
Nereus felt homey and friendly and inviting.

I'm The Most Manly Man Award - aknerd
< 25 mph / < 40 kph (based on the penny-farthing, but good luck getting that fast without going downhill)
Nereus felt very manly and wanted to grow a handlebar mustache and don a top hat and monocle. While not the fastest vehicle, he felt like he didn't need to be fast to go where he wanted. The world came to him.

Which vehicle did Nereus like best?

3rd place - penny-farthing (aknerd)
2nd place - UFO (MagicTree)
1st place - yellow submarine (weirdlike)

Nereus liked being the yellow submarine the best. Congratulations weirdlike! You have the next 24 hrs to choose the next thing Nereus should be.

 

Posted Apr 9, '13 at 10:50am

weirdlike

weirdlike

470 posts

Knight

Nereus really likes music and has decided on instruments

 
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