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This conversation always comes up some time and mostly I find people have hilarious answers.

i personally used to believe that the ice cream van played really sad music because they were out of ice cream. I always wondered why I never saw them when the music wasn't playing...

So, what was the stupidest thing you used to believe. Don't be shy, only the internet will know.

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Devoidless
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That there was a god.

Mhmm, plain and simple.

nichodemus
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The bogeyman I guess?

daleks
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That you could be anything you want to be. Such a lie.

R2D21999
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I thought that everyone in the world lived in Indiana. Then I went to Ohio and I relized I was wrong.

I also thought that robots didn't exist.

ironblade41
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I thought that 89 was the biggest number. I was really stupid.

kegaumongo
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Probably, one of the strangest things I used to believe as a kid was that cherries grew underground and not on trees. I drew this many, many times. I still don't know where I got that idea from.

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The most stupidest thing I believed, that would probably be when at age of 4, I get into my parents room at night I think I will see white triangles and rectangles talking to me with strange voices.Yeah, it's stupid.

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That by watching movies, The creatures in them would haunt me the next nights.

(Grabboids used to be a big problem, in several dreams I got eaten several times in a row)

~~~Darth Caedus

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crabapples were crab eggs xDDD

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Thy tooth fairy.

A tiny tinkerbell sprite takes teeth and gives you money. Then I watched grown-ups

R2D21999
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Another thing I remembered.

I used to think I could talk to animals.

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Killersup's parents used to tell him that there was alligators in the creek...he lives in P.A..

Terry_Logic
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When I was 3 or 4, I believed I could get into heaven simply by "kicking God down." In retrospect, I see now how that would defeat the purpose of such a place.

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When I was 3 or 4 yo, I thought bread was made out of trees, like sliced wood.
I have no idea why I came up with this idea. xD xD xD

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Believing that friendships can last forever. Enough said.

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