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GhostOfMetal
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Ok. This is a game I kinda just thought of. It goes like this:
One persons starts, saying and sentence or phrase and then the next person says why that phrase is offensive. the respondent then leaves his or her own phrase so the next person can say why that's offensive.

Example:
Person 1: Flees and jump really high
Person 2: That's so offensive! you know they just jump to insult the legless ones
Bunnies are fluffy and adorable
Person 3: That's so offensive! Can't you respect that they are just born that way? You never know if their fluff makes them hate themselves.
Apple skin is oddly textured.
...and so on.

Making up why something is offensive is a little bit more tricky so you guys gotta get creative. I'll start

Batteries run out of energy quickly

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Terry_Logic
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Jester

That's offensive! They try the best they can, and some of them can last a very long time.

This statement is false.

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

That's so offensive. You know, all it wants to do is be true. Can't you respect that?

I am eating food I just made.

gamermartin
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Farmer

Thats so offensive, that food has every right to survive.

This is armorgames.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

That's offensive! Some cats want to be appreciated for who they are and not just for their appearance.

Ronald Reagan was elected President of the United States in 1980.

Shelevhaar
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Nomad

That's SO offensive, really, pointing it out for such an awkward silence!

Sleep is for the weak.

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

That's so offensive! I sleep and I could beat you up >

keys are good at unlocking things

Ernie15
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Bard

That's offensive. Keys are good at lots of things. It's just that nobody ever gives them a chance to do anything else.

Barry Bonds used to play professional baseball.

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

That's offensive.. just because he rage quit doesn't mean you have to bring up his failures. (exaggeration)

Kings bounce high when shot from catapults.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

That's offensive! Sometimes they get impaled, and they don't appreciate the generalization!

I don't know where the light switch is.

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

That's offensive. How do think the Light switch feels about that? it's so alone...

Psych is a hilarious TV show.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

That's offensive! Those guys work hard enough to solve mysteries without getting laughed at in the process.

People are strange.

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

That is so totally offensive. Some people try their hardest to fit in and you're just gonna shoot them down like that?

Violence is angry.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

That's offensive! Violence has had a tough life, it doesn't need you to point it out!

Grease is the word.

GhostOfMetal
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Shepherd

The so offensive! The musical play tried so hard to make a name for itself and you reduced it to "word"

Dr. House saves lives.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

That's offensive! Modern medicine does most of the work and it feels it deserves far more appreciation than one doctor!

Nobody knows the secret to immortality.

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