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Why Would Anyone (in the right mind) Worship Satan?

Posted May 15, '13 at 7:16am

partydevil

partydevil

5,119 posts

Maybe it's a Her. Or an It. Or Them.

lets go whit "it" for now.
(it's just that god is always mentioned and pictured as a man. so that got stuck in there)
 

Posted May 15, '13 at 7:51am

thebluerabbit

thebluerabbit

5,378 posts

Maybe it's a Her. Or an It. Or Them.


my friend (who is a female by the way) says its definitely a her. otherwise we wouldnt have lived in such a crazy world and god wouldnt give us this "you have to believe in me but i wont tell you to" emotional jealous bs XP
 

Posted May 15, '13 at 1:20pm

MageGrayWolf

MageGrayWolf

9,776 posts

Knight

lets go whit "it" for now.


That would be more fitting. If this God is the only one that exists, having a gender of any sort would be completely pointless.
 

Posted May 16, '13 at 12:28am

Bladerunner679

Bladerunner679

2,534 posts

man you guys know nothing,people should worship god because hes the one who made everything and even if you guys worship satan then its bye bye to you because god gave us free will to see if we obey him or not so life is basically a exam,do good=paradise,do bad=hell so if you guys are atheists or worshippers of satan then you'll get punished real bad and im a muslim.So when you guys are getting punished then dont blame God,blame yourself


Will I get 72 virgins as well (I know this joke is in bad taste)? You think this life is an exam? Doesn't that just seem depressing to you? I'd rather do good for the sake of doing good, not to try and butter up the omnipotent equivalent of a kid with a magnifying glass who likes to roast ants. If this life is a test, then the criteria for a passing grade is so difficult that billions of people will fail, and will have to suffer because they simply chose wrong. You're no exception to this my friend, and from what I've seen, little atheist me is a way better person than big Muslim you.

my friend (who is a female by the way) says its definitely a her. otherwise we wouldnt have lived in such a crazy world and god wouldnt give us this "you have to believe in me but i wont tell you to" emotional jealous bs XP


Honestly, I can only see god as a man for two reasons:

1. I was raised Mormon.
2. No woman would ever screw up as bad as this guy has.

Call me biased, but since I don't believe in the guy anyway, it doesn't really matter anyway.

-Blade
 

Posted May 16, '13 at 1:34am

MageGrayWolf

MageGrayWolf

9,776 posts

Knight

to see if we obey him or not so life is basically a exam,


Which would be completely pointless considering we are supposedly dealing with an omniscient being who would already know the outcome, thus would have no need to give us any sort of exam.

Here's a video that does a pretty good job of totally killing this argument further.
Is Life a Test?
 

Posted May 16, '13 at 10:56pm

infinight888

infinight888

41 posts

do good=paradise


Is that really much better though? How many years have you lived? Imagine those years multiplied until you reach one hundred. At this point, you have outlved the majority of humans. Picture that for a moment. Then, multiply that by 10. You've now lived for 1,000 years, and while you may enjoy your paradise, it's boring. You've experienced so man times. You sex life has gotten boring centuries ago and you've been watching your children remain the same age for all this time. You've decided to leave your family for a little bit, take a break and explore, it's not like they need you to put food on the table or anything. Of course, the lack of a job requirement makes your paradise that much more boring.

Now, multiply that by 10 again. You've now lived for 10,000 years and have explored much of both earth and heaven. The love you had for your spouse in life has become loathing instead. You want to be free of them, but neither adultery nor divorce are allowed here.

And that's only 10,000 years.

Imagine millions of years now. How about billions, or even trillions of years? And this is still only the beginning. It goes on and on without end. That's what you'd have to live with. That's what eternity means. At what point does paradise become a hell of its own?
 

Posted May 17, '13 at 1:48am

mbbs112

mbbs112

174 posts

okay okay wait a minute if you still see no reason than how about you read any islamic book and the life of the Holy Prophet(pbuh) then you can see that in the beginning when he was getting persecuted by pagans than he left and was invited to another city(Madinah)where he made his own laws but the pagans went to war with him but when he first started out as ruler then he barely had any good weapons as they were shabbily equipped and he only had a few horses/camels for his 300 men against 1000 excellently equipped men but he still won the battle since he prayed to God that if this small army perished than nobody would believe in him so God granted victory and the pagans fled in disorder. And the thing you said at the end of how you wouldn't be able to divorce,i have a answer to that as it is said in islam that after the judgement day you wont recognize anyone you knew on earth and so you wont have a family or kids,understand?

 

Posted May 17, '13 at 1:58am

mbbs112

mbbs112

174 posts

Nobody will be bored in paradise as you can do anything you want and eat anything you want so i suggest you believe in Allah ,you may learn alot by reading islamic books and learn when judgment day is coming ....................................

 

Posted May 17, '13 at 2:01am

EmperorPalpatine

EmperorPalpatine

9,437 posts

eat anything you want

If at that point you can never die, why eat? So you can literally make holy ****?
 

Posted May 17, '13 at 2:20am

mbbs112

mbbs112

174 posts

aw be quiet

 
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