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Rules of the Internet -VS- Rules of Armor Games

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 9:31pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,807 posts

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Rules of Armor Games

Rule 1: Do not talk about Dan
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Dan
Rule 3: There are three levels of users. Admins, then Mods, then you.
Rule 4: You will never be a Moderator
  Rule 4-1: Especially if you openly state you want to be one (MattEmAngel)
  Rule 4-2: Especially if you try way too hard to be helpful (winmaster)
  Rule 4-3: Strop is an exception.
Rule 5: No one thinks bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 6: We already have a thread for "You're banned"
Rule 7: There are no real rules about posting.
  Rule 7-1: Yes, there are. Enjoy your ban.
  Rule 7-2: Serious mischief = banhammer
Rule 8: There are rules for making and playing RPGs, but no one reads them.
Rule 9: If you post in Newcomers, R2D21999 will haunt your dreams.
Rule 10: "Respond with 'I love Armor Games' to prove you've read this."
Rule 11: You must have pictures to prove your statement.
  Rule 11-1: You must also have links, references, graphs, quotes, and perfect grammar to prove your statement in WEPRE.
  Rule 11-2: Wikipedia is not a reference.
Rule 12: Don't argue with trolls. Report them.
Rule 13: Ferret is actually a ferret.
Rule 14: If you post something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a ban.
Rule 15: Use [img] tags, not [IMG] tags. It's not complicated.
Rule 16: You are not allowed to misprint user names.
  Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means punishment.
  Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.
  Rule 16-3: Calling StormWalker “SunWalker” means death. Do it anyway.
  Rule 16-4: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" doesn't even make sense.
Rule 17: There are NO girls on Armor Games
  Rule 17-1: Except pang, maybe.
  Rule 17-2: StormWalker is a femalloid, whatever that means.
Rule 18: Salvidian will never tell. Never.
Rule 19: They aren't "Achievements," they're "Quests." They are far superior because they're called "Quests."
Rule 20: There is no buzz. Patrick killed it all.
Rule 21: You cannot make a successful Thread in AMW.
Rule 22: Referring to yourself in the 3rd person is not cool.
  Rule 22-1: killersup and thaboss are exceptions.
  Rule 22-2: MrPockets had something to do with it.
Rule 23: Everything that can be found will be found in pangtongshu’s bed.
Rule 24: Armor Games still doesn’t have an “EDIT” button for posts.
Rule 25: If you make two Forum Games on the same day and they both fail, take a break.
Rule 26: Thou shalt not unfix what Matt has fixed in relation to the Rules of Armor Games.
Rule 27: COUNTING GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Rule 28: *sorry, Caps Lock was on
Rule 29: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 30: See those “Legacy” Quests? That makes me better than you.
Rule 31: The best flash games have blue elephants.
  Rule 31-1: There will never be enough sequels to “This is the Only Level.”
Rule 32: You can’t find that guy’s Armatar because he got it from an Armatar Contest a year ago.
Rule 33: Salvidian is dead. Pangtongshu killed him with death.
Rule 34: Rule 34

Rule 63: Strip. Yours is irrelevant.

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I added a “Rule of the Internet” (29) and a few other random ones that came to mind from reading the comments and scrolling around Armor Games. All the rules are open for debate. Rules 26 and up are the new ones.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 9:54pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

3,340 posts

If you call me SunWalker, I will stalk you until I find you, douse you in kerosene, and then tie you to a column so I can remove your organs at my leisure. After that, I will make a horizontal slash across your torso and pull your lungs out, slowly, slowly, as to not rip them. Then, I will pin them to your empty eye sockets [having already removed your eyes and made you eat them] and tie your intestines to said column. I will then electrocute you thoroughly and cut your manliness off with a rusty saw and put it on YouTube. Then, finally, if you still manage to be alive, I will shoot a stun gun at your feet, making you run around the column until you pull your intestines out. And then, in your last moments, I will set you on fire.
Summary: Change rule 16-3 or die painfully.
Thank you for your time. ^J^

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:06pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,462 posts

Were you being serious about the "hugging" one?

Of course I was. Hugging is needed.

Rules 26 and up are the new ones.

Down.

Rule I forget the number: Storm is very violent.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:08pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,676 posts

WEPRE

Why did you add the E at the end?

Rule 33: Salvidian is dead. Pangtongshu killed him with death.

Rule 33-1: And now he shall kill you
Rule 33-2: The Sal you see now is a robot of pang's creation

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:08pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

Whoa, SunWalker, that's murder in the first degree. Trust me, I ain't worth it.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:09pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,676 posts

If you call me SunWalker, I will stalk you until I find you

giggidy

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:10pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

3,340 posts

Who're you talking to? Ain't no SunWalker in here.
Oh, you mean me? *growls* Trust me, you are definetly worth it. If I have to make an example of you to make everyone else shut up, then I will.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:11pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,462 posts

Sorry let me correct my last rule.

Rule 35: Sun is very violent.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:12pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

If you stalk me, it will be me who makes an example out of you. My methods are different from yours of course. Don't ask anymore questions.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:13pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,676 posts

Oh, you mean me? *growls*

giggidy

 
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