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Rules of the Internet -VS- Rules of Armor Games

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 12:04am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,798 posts

I added a rule that shortens it to "You know nothing about programming. Making a thread about it in the Programming section will not change that."

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 12:06am

pickpocket

pickpocket

3,424 posts

^unless you're Sal.

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 12:11am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,798 posts

Version 1.4

-The Rules of Armor Games-

Rule 1: Do not talk about Dan
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Dan
Rule 3: There are three levels of users. Admins, then Mods, then you.
Rule 4: You will never be a Moderator
  Rule 4-1: Especially if you openly state you want to be one (MattEmAngel)
  Rule 4-2: Especially if you try way too hard to be helpful (winmaster)
  Rule 4-3: Strop is an exception.
Rule 5: No one thinks bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 6: We already have a thread for "You're banned"
Rule 7: There are no real rules about posting.
  Rule 7-1: Yes, there are. Enjoy your ban.
  Rule 7-2: Serious mischief = banhammer
Rule 8: There are rules for making and playing RPGs, but no one reads them.
Rule 9: If you post in Newcomers, R2D21999 will haunt your dreams.
Rule 10: "Respond with 'I love Armor Games' to prove you've read this."
Rule 11: You must have pictures to prove your statement.
  Rule 11-1: You must also have links, references, graphs, quotes, and perfect grammar to prove your statement in WEPRE.
  Rule 11-2: Wikipedia is not a reference.
  Rule 11-3: All of your carefully-worded arguments can easily be ignored.
Rule 12: Don't argue with trolls. Report them.
Rule 13: Ferret is actually a ferret.
  Rule 13-1: Gantic is actually a rabbit.
Rule 14: If you post something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a ban.
Rule 15: Use [img] tags, not [IMG] tags. It's not complicated.
Rule 16: You are not allowed to misprint user names.
  Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means punishment.
  Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.
  Rule 16-3: Calling StormWalker “SunWalker” means death.
  Rule 16-4: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" doesn't even make sense.
Rule 17: There are NO girls on Armor Games
  Rule 17-1: Except pang, maybe.
  Rule 17-2: StormWalker is a femalloid, whatever that means.
Rule 18: Salvidian will never tell. Never.
Rule 19: They aren't "Achievements," they're "Quests." They are far superior because they're called "Quests."
Rule 20: There is no buzz. Patrick killed it all.
Rule 21: You cannot make a successful Thread in AMW.
Rule 22: Referring to yourself in the 3rd person is not cool.
  Rule 22-1: killersup and thaboss are exceptions.
  Rule 22-2: MrPockets had something to do with it.
Rule 23: Everything that can be found will be found in pangtongshu’s bed.
Rule 24: Armor Games still doesn’t have an “EDIT” button for posts.
Rule 25: If you make two Forum Games on the same day and they both fail, take a break.
Rule 26: Thou shalt not unfix what Matt has fixed in relation to the Rules of Armor Games.
Rule 27: COUNTING GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Rule 28: *sorry, Caps Lock was on
Rule 29: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 30: See those “Legacy” Quests? That makes me better than you.
Rule 31: The best flash games have blue elephants.
  Rule 31-1: There will never be enough sequels to “This is the Only Level.”
Rule 32: You can’t find that guy’s Armatar because he got it from an Armatar Contest a year ago.
Rule 33: Salvidian is dead. Pangtongshu killed him with death.
Rule 34: Rule 34
Rule 35: If no (Rule 34) is found, it will be made.
Rule 36: "Sorry, ninja'd"
  Rule 36-1: It is the ninja'd to be blamed for the ninja'ing, not the ninja.
Rule 37: Take two minutes to fix your spelling and grammar before posting in an RPG.
Rule 38: Hugging is needed.
Rule 39: "Hay guyz can i join rpg? i didn't read the rules or anything. here's my character sheet, i gave myself a sword LOL." Go away.
Rule 40: What you click isn't always what you get.
Rule 41: Instead of making a new Thread in the "Programming Help" section, lurk. If you don't fine your answer, lurk more.
Rule 42: The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.

Rule 63: Strip. Yours is irrelevant.

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Rules 35 to 42 are new. All of them are still open for discussion.

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 12:16am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,798 posts

Hmm. I think Rules 5, 37 and 39 are too similar...

Also, new rules before 35: 11-3, 13-1, 16-3 (edited).

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 12:36am

xeano321

xeano321

2,566 posts

Knight

Rule 33-1: I officially verified that pangtongshu killed Salvidian with death.

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 1:34am

Kasic

Kasic

5,572 posts

Rule 33-1: pangtongshu is now going to kill Matt with death, for capitalizing her name.
Rule 41-1: This section is dead. Go away.

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 2:13am

Strop

Strop

10,823 posts

Moderator

Rule 42 isn't AG specific, and I don't see enough users here who actually know Hitchhiker's.

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 12:21pm

blk2860

blk2860

3,686 posts

Rule 43: When you make a forum game, no one will play a game that's story is "zombies are everywhere lah"
Rule 44: If you want to add Hunger and Thirst to your game, actually have them serve a purpose.
Rule 45: Would you Rather is exactly like This or That.
Rule 46: Anything past page 10 is dead.

Also:

16-5: Do not call blk2860 blk. He is The Spirit, or just Spirit.

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 4:05pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,798 posts

Rule 33-1: I officially verified that pangtongshu killed Salvidian with death.

Eh...a bunch of us verified it. I'm not sure it's exclusive to you.

Rule 33-1: pangtongshu is now going to kill Matt with death, for capitalizing her name.
Rule 41-1: This section is dead. Go away.

OH CRAP I DID.
"Programming Help" isn't dead until people stop posting there. Then again, I don't go there much, so I'm no authority.

Rule 42 isn't AG specific, and I don't see enough users here who actually know Hitchhiker's.

Yeah I know, but I couldn't resist. I got to 42 and ran out of ideas. Perfect timing.

Rule 43: When you make a forum game, no one will play a game that's story is "zombies are everywhere lah"
Rule 44: If you want to add Hunger and Thirst to your game, actually have them serve a purpose.
Rule 45: Would you Rather is exactly like This or That.
Rule 46: Anything past page 10 is dead.

16-5: Do not call blk2860 blk. He is The Spirit, or just Spirit.

Agreed on the "zombies" one. Too many, not enough work.

 

Posted Mar 31, '13 at 4:15pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,798 posts

Dangit, I hit "Submit" before I replied to all of your suggestions. Rule 24, right?

Rule 43. Agreed on the zombies one.
Rule 44. Very true!
Rule 45. Maybe. But I don't want to put a whole bunch of Forum Game exclusive rules in a row. I try to space them out.
Rule 46. How about "Anything past Page 10 is Necro'd. Just don't, okay?"

Rule 16-5: The 16- rules are for users that kill people for misusing their name. Besides, I've never seen you called Spirit. Everyone just says "blk" as far as I know, especially during the "Something is coming..." Thread.

Also, someone just made a thread for the Rules of Armor Games. -_- Please excuse me while I go yell at them.

 
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