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Posted Oct 23, '13 at 9:52am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

5,045 posts

All the rules are to be related to me in some way.

Umm...

Rule 5: No one thinks bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 39: "Hay guyz can i join rpg? i didnt read teh rulez or anything LOL." Go away.
Rule 56: Stop telling us about your new dubstep track. We know you stole it.
Rule 45: Nice question. Have you ever heard of Google?
  Rule 45-1: No? Google it.

You sure you want to hold to that statement, pang?

 

Posted Oct 23, '13 at 2:57pm

wflag10

wflag10

1,242 posts

You messed up Matt.

Rule 5: pang doesn't think bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 39: "Hay guyz can i join rpg? i didnt read teh rulez or anything LOL." Go away, or we will call pang.
Rule 56: Stop telling us about your new dubstep track. pang figured out you stole it with his skills.
Rule 45: Nice question. Have you ever heard of Google?
  Rule 45-1: No? Ask pang.

 

Posted Oct 23, '13 at 3:42pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

8,566 posts

You messed up Matt.

MattEm*

 

Posted Oct 23, '13 at 3:44pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,704 posts

Rule 5: pang doesn't think bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.

Rule 5-1: If the situation allows for satire on yolo/swag speak, it may be excused.

Rule 56: Stop telling us about your new dubstep track. pang figured out you stole it with his skills.

Kinda a true story. The person that did so got found out from my alerting that he did so.

 

Posted Oct 23, '13 at 7:15pm

stinkyjim

stinkyjim

464 posts

16. There are NO girls on the internet.

Except for myself

I'm confused...

http://armorgames.com/community/thread/6553707/the-faces-of-armor-games-users-official-photo-thread/page/25

Seems to suggest that you are male...

 

Posted Oct 24, '13 at 9:30am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

5,045 posts

Rule 5: pang doesn't think bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 39: "Hay guyz can i join rpg? i didnt read teh rulez or anything LOL." Go away, or we will call pang.
Rule 56: Stop telling us about your new dubstep track. pang figured out you stole it with his skills.
Rule 45: Nice question. Have you ever heard of Google?
  Rule 45-1: No? Ask pang.

Lol. Should we re-write the entire list?

MattEm*

NO.

Rule 5-1: If the situation allows for satire on yolo/swag speak, it may be excused.

No situation can be justified for having bad spelling or grammar, especially if it relates to YOLO/swag (parody or not).

Seems to suggest that you are male...

IT'S A TRAP!

 

Posted Oct 24, '13 at 12:43pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,704 posts

Lol. Should we re-write the entire list?

pang Rules of AG

    Seems to suggest that you are male...

IT'S A TRAP!

Gonna getcha

 

Posted Apr 29, '14 at 1:13am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

5,045 posts

-The Rules of Armor Games-

Rule 1: Do not talk about Dan.
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Dan.
Rule 3: There are three levels of users. Admins, then Mods, then you.
Rule 4: You will never be a Moderator.
  Rule 4-1: Especially if you openly state you want to be one (MattEmAngel)
Rule 5: No one thinks bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 6: We already have a thread for "You're banned."
Rule 7: There are no real rules about posting.
  Rule 7-1: Yes, there are. Enjoy your ban.
  Rule 7-2: Serious mischief = banhammer.
Rule 8: There are guidelines for making and playing RPGs, but no one reads them.
Rule 9: If you post in Newcomers, R2D21999 will offer you cookies containing suspicious ingredients.
Rule 10: "Respond with 'I love Armor Games' to prove you've read this."
Rule 11: You must have pictures to prove your statement.
  Rule 11-1: You must also have sources, documentation, quotes, and perfect grammar to prove your statement in WEPR.
  Rule 11-2: Wikipedia is not a reference.
  Rule 11-3: All of your carefully-worded arguments can easily be ignored.
Rule 12: Don't argue with trolls. Report them.
Rule 13: Ferret is actually a ferret.
  Rule 13-1: Gantic is actually a rabbit.
  Rule 13-2: boppins is actually a magical unicorn.
Rule 14: If you post something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a ban.
Rule 15: Use [img] tags, not [IMG] tags. It's not complicated.
Rule 16: You are not allowed to misprint user names.
  Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means punishment.
  Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.
  Rule 16-3: Calling StormWalker “SunWalker” means death.
  Rule 16-4: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" doesn't even make sense.
Rule 17: There are NO girls on Armor Games.
  Rule 17-1: Except pang, maybe.
  Rule 17-2: StormWalker is a femalloid, whatever that means.
Rule 18: Salvidian will never tell. Never.
Rule 19: They aren't "Achievements," they're "Quests." They are far superior.
Rule 20: This is Armor Games, not Kongregate, Newgrounds or Miniclip. We don't do everything they do. You know why? Because this is Armor Games.
Rule 21: You cannot make a successful Thread in AMW.
Rule 22: Referring to yourself in the 3rd person is not cool.
  Rule 22-1: killersup and thaboss are exceptions.
  Rule 22-2: MrPockets had something to do with it.
Rule 23: Everything that can be found will be found in pangtongshu’s bed.
Rule 24: Armor Games still doesn’t have an “EDIT” button for posts.
Rule 25: If you make two Forum Games on the same day, and they both fail, the third one will also fail.
Rule 26: Thou shalt not unfix what Matt has fixed in relation to the Rules of Armor Games.
Rule 27: COUNTING GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Rule 28: *sorry, Caps Lock was on.
Rule 29: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 30: See those “Legacy” Quests? That makes me better than you.
Rule 31: The best flash games have blue elephants.
  Rule 31-1: There will never be enough sequels to “This is the Only Level.”
Rule 32: You can’t find that member's Armatar because they got it from an Armatar Contest a year ago.
Rule 33:
Rule 34: If it has Quests, there is a thread for it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If no thread is found, it will be made.
Rule 36: "Sorry, ninja'd."
  Rule 36-1: It is the ninja'd to be blamed for the ninja'ing, not the ninja.
Rule 37: Take two minutes to fix your spelling and grammar before posting in an RPG.
Rule 38: Hugging is needed.
Rule 39: "Hay guyz can i join rpg? i didnt read teh rulez or anything LOL." Go away.
Rule 40: What you click isn't always what you get.
Rule 41: Instead of making a new Thread in the "Programming Help" section, lurk.
  Rule 41-1: If you don't find your answer, lurk more.
Rule 42: Your zombie RPG is doomed to fail. Sorry in advance.
Rule 43: No one has ever asked for hunger and thirst stats in an RPG for a reason.
  Rule 43-1: Reason: it never works.
Rule 44: Anything past Page 10 is going to be necro'd.
Rule 45: Nice question. Have you ever heard of Google?
  Rule 45-1: No? Google it.
Rule 46: Play the game before you comment.
  Rule 46-1: Post at least one full sentence per comment. I mean, seriously.
Rule 47: Being "friended" on Armor Games is not as important as you think it is.
  Rule 47-1: "Friending" is not complicated. Do NOT make a new Thread asking how to do so.
  Rule 47-2: "Friending" random people will not make you popular.
  Rule 47-3: Maybe you could actually talk to a person before "friending" them. That would be nice.
Rule 48: Armor Points are gone. Deal with it.
Rule 49: You don't get Armor Points for spamming comments anymore. Deal with it.
Rule 50: If you are inactive for over a month, you are pronounced dead.
  Rule 50-1: Don't post on a user’s profile if the user is inactive.
Rule 51: Check their gender before you hit on them.
  Rule 51-1: Unfortunately, Rule 17.
Rule 52: Don't bump your thread every five minutes if no one posts.
  Rule 52-1: I said don't bump it!
Rule 53: Any thread created on April 1 will be considered a prank until April 2.
Rule 54: AG3 still isn't done.
  Rule 54-1: It might have never existed in the first place.
Rule 55: Go to "Atheism vs. Theism" to lose faith in humanity.
  Rule 55-1: Your opinion is always wrong.
Rule 56: Stop telling us about your new dubstep track. We know you stole it.
Rule 57: You will never prove that the Xbox is better than the Playstation.
Rule 58: You will never prove that the Playstation is better than the Xbox.
Rule 59: Armor Games is NOT "pay to play."
Rule 60: Forum Games that involve judging other people will always be the most popular.
  Rule 60-1: Yours is a duplicate. No exceptions.
Rule 61: If you say "I'm leaving Armor Games forever," your profile will be stalked.
Rule 62: What has been Locked will never be Unlocked.
Rule 63: Strip. Yours is irrelevant.
Rule 64: tl;dr

 

Posted Apr 29, '14 at 1:14am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

5,045 posts

-Credits-
Created by:
MattEmAngel

Approved by:
Ferret (Administrator)
MrDayCee (Moderator)
Strop (Moderator)

Special Thanks (in order of appearance) to:
Skulltivator
pangtongshu
IAgreeWithYou
daleks
Patrick2011
Salvidian
Maverick4
light_chaser
Bronze
pickpocket
Kasic
R2D21999
Reton8
StormWalker
SuperstarSilver
doomy64
ImTheMostManlyMan
xAyjAy
blk2860
Terry_The_Disco_King
xeano321
xXxDAPRO89xXx
GandalftheGrey666

 

Posted Apr 29, '14 at 1:48am

69_69_69

69_69_69

110 posts

No girls on the internet? *eyes start to twitch* So I'm a femalloid too. *-*

 
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