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MattEmAngel
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Are you familiar with the Rules of the Internet? There are 100 of them (most are irrelevent and/or disgusting) but a few are well-known. Feel free to look up the whole set on Urban Dictionary (shame on you), but in the interest of fairness I think we should have a set of Rules for Armor Games.

A few well-known (or generally agreed on) Internet rules are:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
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8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either â" enjoy your ban.
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11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar - it's never enough.
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14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win.
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16. There are NO girls on the internet.
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31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
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34. (You already know Rule 34)
35. If no (Rule 34) is found, it will be created.
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49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
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62. The internet is SERIOUS FREAKIN' BUSINESS.

The "Rule of the Internet" are also up for discussion. So. "Rules of Armor Games" anyone?

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MrDayCee
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Thanx for making me portray an ear-to-ear grin Matt! Good stuff! ^^

MattEmAngel
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Rule 18: Referring to yourself in the third-person isn't cool.
Rule 18-1: thaboss and killersup are exceptions. You are not.

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Rule 14: If you post something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a ban.


Hehe

Rule 16-1: Calling R2D2 "R2D" means death.
Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.


Whoa whoa
Calling R2D2 "R2D" means punishment
Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death

Rule 16-3: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" doesn't even make sense.


A rules I will forever ignore =D You're welcome MattEm
IAgreeWithYou
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Rule 18-1: thaboss and killersup are exceptions. You are not.


It's actually a club started by Mr Pockets.

Rule 18: The community is dying. No exceptions.
Patrick2011
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Rule 18: The community is dying. No exceptions.


There is already a rule 18, so that would have to be

Rule 19: The community is dying. No exceptions.
pickpocket
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Rule 20: there is no buzz anymore, Patrick killed it all.

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Rule 18: Salvidian will never tell you what you're asking for.

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Rule 18: Referring to yourself in the third-person isn't cool.
Rule 18-1: thaboss and killersup are exceptions. You are not.


Rule 18: Only when MrPockets refers to himself in the third person is it cool.

Fix'd.
MattEmAngel
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How is the Community dying?? Makes no sense.

I like the Salvidian rule. I'll add it later.

I've never even heard of MrPockets.

Stop calling me MattEm, pang. That would be like calling you "pangton"

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How is the Community dying?? Makes no sense.


Just look around =/

Stop calling me MattEm, pang. That would be like calling you "pangton"


Admit it MattEm..deep deep deep deep deeeeeeep down..you like it somewhat a little tiny bit.
And I feel like it would be more like the people that call me pangtong..or even worse..pang tong
IAgreeWithYou
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How is the Community dying?? Makes no sense.


Mainly a reference to a lot of people complaining about it. It does have some truth though.

I've never even heard of MrPockets.


He made a club for third person people. Most people see someone in third person and just ask what they're doing. That's how the people that do it now know of him.

I've never actually seen him post though. :/
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should I ask what /b/ is, or would it make me look ignorant?

who cares.

what the heck is /b/?

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what the heck is /b/?


Get out! Leave!

Anyways../b/ is the random (and best) section of 4Chan
MattEmAngel
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Mainly a reference to a lot of people complaining about it. It does have some truth though.


Weird. I hadn't noticed a drop in participation. I noticed a few complaints about Premium content and such, though. Hm.

Anyways../b/ is the random (and best) section of 4Chan


Do NOT talk about /b/

Just kidding. light_chaser, just Google it. Instant results.
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Admit it MattEm..deep deep deep deep deeeeeeep down..you like it somewhat a little tiny bit.


Actually, no. No part of me, regardless of size or status, likes being called "MattEm." If you knew what the "Em" stood for, it would make sense.
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