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MattEmAngel
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Are you familiar with the Rules of the Internet? There are 100 of them (most are irrelevent and/or disgusting) but a few are well-known. Feel free to look up the whole set on Urban Dictionary (shame on you), but in the interest of fairness I think we should have a set of Rules for Armor Games.

A few well-known (or generally agreed on) Internet rules are:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
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8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either â" enjoy your ban.
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11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar - it's never enough.
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14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win.
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16. There are NO girls on the internet.
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31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
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34. (You already know Rule 34)
35. If no (Rule 34) is found, it will be created.
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49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
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62. The internet is SERIOUS FREAKIN' BUSINESS.

The "Rule of the Internet" are also up for discussion. So. "Rules of Armor Games" anyone?

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apldeap123
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I'm sorry, but according to number 1, 'Do not talk about Dan,' now who is Dan?
I just had to ask, I know.

Patrick2011
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I'm sorry, but according to number 1, 'Do not talk about Dan,' now who is Dan?


Dan is @DanielMcNeely.
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i have a suggestion

Rule 65:

NO MATTER WHAT R2D2 will post on EVERY newcomers thread there is with somewhere in it the 2 words &quotoisonous cookies" NO EXCEPTIONS.

Patrick2011
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NO MATTER WHAT R2D2 will post on EVERY newcomers thread there is with somewhere in it the 2 words &quotoisonous cookies" NO EXCEPTIONS.


That idea is already covered in Rule 9.
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Rule 9A: Unleashed will also try to impale your head on a stake (it is Unleashed right? I'm bad with names)
Rule 3 needs to be amended with knights.

p.s. when I opened this thread I had a great idea for a rule, but I forgot it.

p.p.s. I love ArmorGames.

~~~Darth Caedus

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Rule 9A: Unleashed will also try to impale your head on a stake (it is Unleashed right? I'm bad with names)


The convention would be to call it Rule 9-1, not 9A. Also, if we're going to have subrules of Rule 9, then I would offer the following additional suggestion:

Rule 9-2: Snag618 will offer you cupcakes with the same or similar harmful properties as R2D21999's cookies.
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[shadows] Dan who? [/shadows]

MattEmAngel
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@DanielMcNeely essentially founded Armor Games. I've never seem him post, so this is awesome. I don't suppose you could approve this list? It's been in limbo for a long time, and a yes or no vote would be extremely valuable. Should I request getting it stickied as a new thread, or should I drop it? At least 25 members have contributed to it, so I'd like to know.

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Edit: Changing Rule 15 (the one about [IMG] tags):

Rules 15: Learn BB Code before posting anything involving BB Code.
Rule 15-1: Always use [lowercase] tags, not [UPPERCASE] tags.

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