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MattEmAngel
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Are you familiar with the Rules of the Internet? There are 100 of them (most are irrelevent and/or disgusting) but a few are well-known. Feel free to look up the whole set on Urban Dictionary (shame on you), but in the interest of fairness I think we should have a set of Rules for Armor Games.

A few well-known (or generally agreed on) Internet rules are:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
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8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either â" enjoy your ban.
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11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar - it's never enough.
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14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win.
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16. There are NO girls on the internet.
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31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
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34. (You already know Rule 34)
35. If no (Rule 34) is found, it will be created.
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49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
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62. The internet is SERIOUS FREAKIN' BUSINESS.

The "Rule of the Internet" are also up for discussion. So. "Rules of Armor Games" anyone?

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pangtongshu
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As in?! Elaborate a little guys... =)


A response to me

What I said was implying that I'm a good example of what R2 said..saying as how I have been on here at almost every time of the day..and for a while my time frame of AG would be about 4pm-4am

Rule 16-4 Calling StormWalker âSunWalkerâ is death. However, âStormâ is allowed.


Rule 16-4 Calling StormWalker 'SunWalker' is being R2D
MattEmAngel
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Someone needs to spend more time playing forum games.


I've posted over 2,000 times in forum games. The others are Tavern and game reviews.
Terry_Logic
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I've posted over 2,000 times in forum games.


Someone must not be playing the right forum games.
R2D21999
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I don't think I've ever seen you called "SunWalker."


I've called her Sunwalker, many times actually.
StormWalker
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And it drives me crazy, so don't do it.

R2D21999
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Ok I won't, Sunwalker. Ok I'm done.

Another one. 23: Everything is found in pang's bed.

MattEmAngel
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Version 1.2

Rules of Armor Games

Rule 1: Do not talk about Dan
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Dan
Rule 3: There are three levels of users. Admins, then Mods, then you.
Rule 4: You will never be a Moderator
Rule 4-1: Especially if you openly state you want to be one (MattEmAngel)
Rule 4-2: Especially if you try way too hard to be helpful (winmaster)
Rule 4-3: Strop is an exception.
Rule 5: No one thinks bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 6: We already have a thread for "You're banned"
Rule 7: There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 7-1: Yes, there are. Enjoy your ban.
Rule 7-2: Serious mischief = banhammer
Rule 8: There are rules for making and playing RPGs, but no one reads them.
Rule 9: If you post in Newcomers, R2D21999 will haunt your dreams.
Rule 10: "Respond with 'I love Armor Games' to prove you've read this."
Rule 11: You must have pictures to prove your statement.
Rule 11-1: You must also have links, references, graphs, quotes, and perfect grammar to prove your statement in WEPRE.
Rule 11-2: Wikipedia is not a reference.
Rule 12: Don't argue with trolls. Report them.
Rule 13: Ferret is actually a ferret.
Rule 14: If you post something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a ban.
Rule 15: Use [img] tags, not [IMG] tags. It's not complicated.
Rule 16: You are not allowed to misprint user names.
Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means punishment.
Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.
Rule 16-2: Calling StormWalker âSunWalkerâ means death. Do it anyway.
Rule 16-3: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" doesn't even make sense.
Rule 17: There are NO girls on Armor Games
Rule 17-1: Except pang, maybe.
Rule 17-2: StormWalker is a femalloid, whatever that means.
Rule 18: Salvidian will never tell. Never.
Rule 19: They aren't "Achievements," they're "Quests." They are far superior because they're called "Quests."
Rule 20: There is no buzz. Patrick killed it all.
Rule 21: You cannot make a successful Thread in AMW.
Rule 22: Referring to yourself in the 3rd person is not cool.
Rule 22-1: killersup and thaboss are exceptions.
Rule 22-2: MrPockets had something to do with it.
Rule 23: Everything that can be found will be found in pangtongshuâs bed.
Rule 24: Armor Games still doesnât have an âEDITâ button for posts.
Rule 25: If you make two Forum Games on the same day and they both fail, take a break.

Rule 63: Strip. Yours is irrelevant.

R2D21999
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Why are there 2 16-2?

Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.
Rule 16-2: Calling StormWalker âSunWalkerâ means death. Do it anyway.
MattEmAngel
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Ahhg I forgot to change the numbers. Don't kill me.

StormWalker
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Do it anyway, he says.
*takes out shotgun* Prepare to die.

R2D21999
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I'd love to see that action. Oh did I say that out loud? I'll just... go.

MattEmAngel
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You all creep me out. There should be a rule about that. We need more rules! Come on guys. Flash Games, logging in, accounts, spam, mods, cool people, weird people, forums, quests. There have to be more rules than this.

pickpocket
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# Whatever: We always need more rules to not follow

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Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means reward.
Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means riches.
Rule 16-3: Calling StormWalker âSunWalkerâ means riches, do it loads..
Rule 16-4: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" makes perfect sense.


Fixed that for you. c:
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Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means reward.
Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means riches.
Rule 16-3: Calling StormWalker âSunWalkerâ means riches, do it loads..
Rule 16-4: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" makes perfect sense.


Yeah,I like this better
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