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MattEmAngel
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Are you familiar with the Rules of the Internet? There are 100 of them (most are irrelevent and/or disgusting) but a few are well-known. Feel free to look up the whole set on Urban Dictionary (shame on you), but in the interest of fairness I think we should have a set of Rules for Armor Games.

A few well-known (or generally agreed on) Internet rules are:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
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8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either â" enjoy your ban.
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11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar - it's never enough.
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14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win.
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16. There are NO girls on the internet.
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31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
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34. (You already know Rule 34)
35. If no (Rule 34) is found, it will be created.
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49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
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62. The internet is SERIOUS FREAKIN' BUSINESS.

The "Rule of the Internet" are also up for discussion. So. "Rules of Armor Games" anyone?

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R2D21999
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Uhhh guys, they were already fixed. I guess I should have told you that before you came into the community.

R2D21999
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Hey! Wait a minute! I see what you changed.

SuperstarSilver
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Uhhh guys, they were already fixed. I guess I should have told you that before you came into the community.


Then I fixed them even more. c:
MattEmAngel
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And I'm going to "un-fix" them as soon as I get some new ideas.

Who came up with calling me "MattEm?" I think it was pang. I still can't figure it out. Maybe because the "Em" stands for...MY MIDDLE NAME. HAHAHAHAHA

SuperstarSilver
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And I'm going to "un-fix" them as soon as I get some new ideas.


THOU SHALT NOT UNFIX THE FIXED UNFIX FIX FIX... I don't know either.
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Who came up with calling me "MattEm?" I think it was pang.


It was me. I have a habit of shortening peoples names (examples: GOM, Sal, Horror, IAgree, etc) and I liked the idea of MattEm instead of Matt
MattEmAngel
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You can't use the "Em" unless you know what it stands for.

R2D21999
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You can't use the "Em" unless you know what it stands for.


Emily.
Ernie15
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You can't use the "Em" unless you know what it stands for.


Emmanuel.

Now everybody knows.
MattEmAngel
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Nice try, R2 and Ernie. Guess again.

R2D21999
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Mine was obviously the closest.

Emma?

MattEmAngel
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I'm a guy, R2...

pangtongshu
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Emmet
Emmerson

One of those two!

TheMostManlyMan
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Rule 17: You will not refer to Devoidless as "My big snugly teddy-bear", "The sunshine of my life" or "The only one who understands".
-Doing so will result in his Eighth Reich.
-The first seven were not enjoyable experiences.
-You do not want to see for yourself as it may result in absolute chaos followed by mass banning.

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Rule 26: Hugging people is definitely allowed and you must do it every day.

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