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MattEmAngel
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Are you familiar with the Rules of the Internet? There are 100 of them (most are irrelevent and/or disgusting) but a few are well-known. Feel free to look up the whole set on Urban Dictionary (shame on you), but in the interest of fairness I think we should have a set of Rules for Armor Games.

A few well-known (or generally agreed on) Internet rules are:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
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8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either â" enjoy your ban.
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11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar - it's never enough.
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14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win.
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16. There are NO girls on the internet.
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31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
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34. (You already know Rule 34)
35. If no (Rule 34) is found, it will be created.
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49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
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62. The internet is SERIOUS FREAKIN' BUSINESS.

The "Rule of the Internet" are also up for discussion. So. "Rules of Armor Games" anyone?

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Patrick2011
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@ImTheMostManlyMan: Two things:

1) There is already a rule 17, so your proposed rule will need to be a different number.
2) Where did you get the idea for that rule?

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@Patrick:
1: Ok, you may refer to it as rule 18 or whatever it should be
2: My mind.

MattEmAngel
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1: Ok, you may refer to it as rule 18 or whatever it should be
2: My mind.


1. There are 25 rules. Did you even read them??
2. The rules need to be generally agreed on. I've never heard of anyone calling Devoidless anything but his name or "Voidy" and I've never heard of him starting a Reich over it. Do you know what a "reich" is? It's a German word for "kingdom" and no one uses it besides the Germans. The Rules of Armor Games needs to be generally agreed on, based on an existing history. R2D2 haunts the "Newcomers" section, many things have been found in pang's bed and you will be mocked heavily in WEPRE if you don't use references, sources, links, etc.
MattEmAngel
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I'm referring to Rule 9, 11-1 and 23, by the way. Page 7 has the most recent list.

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Do you know what a "reich" is? It's a German word for "kingdom" and no one uses it besides the Germans.

No need to take everything so seriously dude.....
MattEmAngel
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No need to take everything so seriously dude.....


Not everything. Just the occasional tiny details that no one cares about but me.
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Rule 27: COUNTING GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED.

R2D21999
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You may want to update the list. I don't want to keep going back to pg 7.

27-1: Even though no one really listens.

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Were you being serious about the "hugging" one?

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Version 1.3

Rules of Armor Games

Rule 1: Do not talk about Dan
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about Dan
Rule 3: There are three levels of users. Admins, then Mods, then you.
Rule 4: You will never be a Moderator
Rule 4-1: Especially if you openly state you want to be one (MattEmAngel)
Rule 4-2: Especially if you try way too hard to be helpful (winmaster)
Rule 4-3: Strop is an exception.
Rule 5: No one thinks bad spelling/grammar is funny or cool. Go away.
Rule 6: We already have a thread for "You're banned"
Rule 7: There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 7-1: Yes, there are. Enjoy your ban.
Rule 7-2: Serious mischief = banhammer
Rule 8: There are rules for making and playing RPGs, but no one reads them.
Rule 9: If you post in Newcomers, R2D21999 will haunt your dreams.
Rule 10: "Respond with 'I love Armor Games' to prove you've read this."
Rule 11: You must have pictures to prove your statement.
Rule 11-1: You must also have links, references, graphs, quotes, and perfect grammar to prove your statement in WEPRE.
Rule 11-2: Wikipedia is not a reference.
Rule 12: Don't argue with trolls. Report them.
Rule 13: Ferret is actually a ferret.
Rule 14: If you post something worse than pangtongshu, you deserve a ban.
Rule 15: Use [img] tags, not [IMG] tags. It's not complicated.
Rule 16: You are not allowed to misprint user names.
Rule 16-1: Calling R2D21999 "R2D" means punishment.
Rule 16-2: Calling pangtongshu "Pang" means death.
Rule 16-3: Calling StormWalker âSunWalkerâ means death. Do it anyway.
Rule 16-4: Calling MattEmAngel "MattEm" doesn't even make sense.
Rule 17: There are NO girls on Armor Games
Rule 17-1: Except pang, maybe.
Rule 17-2: StormWalker is a femalloid, whatever that means.
Rule 18: Salvidian will never tell. Never.
Rule 19: They aren't "Achievements," they're "Quests." They are far superior because they're called "Quests."
Rule 20: There is no buzz. Patrick killed it all.
Rule 21: You cannot make a successful Thread in AMW.
Rule 22: Referring to yourself in the 3rd person is not cool.
Rule 22-1: killersup and thaboss are exceptions.
Rule 22-2: MrPockets had something to do with it.
Rule 23: Everything that can be found will be found in pangtongshuâs bed.
Rule 24: Armor Games still doesnât have an âEDITâ button for posts.
Rule 25: If you make two Forum Games on the same day and they both fail, take a break.
Rule 26: Thou shalt not unfix what Matt has fixed in relation to the Rules of Armor Games.
Rule 27: COUNTING GAMES ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Rule 28: *sorry, Caps Lock was on
Rule 29: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 30: See those âLegacyâ Quests? That makes me better than you.
Rule 31: The best flash games have blue elephants.
Rule 31-1: There will never be enough sequels to âThis is the Only Level.â
Rule 32: You canât find that guyâs Armatar because he got it from an Armatar Contest a year ago.
Rule 33: Salvidian is dead. Pangtongshu killed him with death.
Rule 34: Rule 34

Rule 63: Strip. Yours is irrelevant.

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I added a âRule of the Internetâ (29) and a few other random ones that came to mind from reading the comments and scrolling around Armor Games. All the rules are open for debate. Rules 26 and up are the new ones.

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If you call me SunWalker, I will stalk you until I find you, douse you in kerosene, and then tie you to a column so I can remove your organs at my leisure. After that, I will make a horizontal slash across your torso and pull your lungs out, slowly, slowly, as to not rip them. Then, I will pin them to your empty eye sockets [having already removed your eyes and made you eat them] and tie your intestines to said column. I will then electrocute you thoroughly and cut your manliness off with a rusty saw and put it on YouTube. Then, finally, if you still manage to be alive, I will shoot a stun gun at your feet, making you run around the column until you pull your intestines out. And then, in your last moments, I will set you on fire.
Summary: Change rule 16-3 or die painfully.
Thank you for your time. ^J^

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Were you being serious about the "hugging" one?


Of course I was. Hugging is needed.

Rules 26 and up are the new ones.


Down.

Rule I forget the number: Storm is very violent.
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WEPRE


Why did you add the E at the end?

Rule 33: Salvidian is dead. Pangtongshu killed him with death.


Rule 33-1: And now he shall kill you
Rule 33-2: The Sal you see now is a robot of pang's creation
Skulltivator
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Whoa, SunWalker, that's murder in the first degree. Trust me, I ain't worth it.

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If you call me SunWalker, I will stalk you until I find you


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