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MattEmAngel
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Are you familiar with the Rules of the Internet? There are 100 of them (most are irrelevent and/or disgusting) but a few are well-known. Feel free to look up the whole set on Urban Dictionary (shame on you), but in the interest of fairness I think we should have a set of Rules for Armor Games.

A few well-known (or generally agreed on) Internet rules are:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
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8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either â" enjoy your ban.
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11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar - it's never enough.
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14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win.
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16. There are NO girls on the internet.
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31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
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34. (You already know Rule 34)
35. If no (Rule 34) is found, it will be created.
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49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
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62. The internet is SERIOUS FREAKIN' BUSINESS.

The "Rule of the Internet" are also up for discussion. So. "Rules of Armor Games" anyone?

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StormWalker
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Who're you talking to? Ain't no SunWalker in here.
Oh, you mean me? *growls* Trust me, you are definetly worth it. If I have to make an example of you to make everyone else shut up, then I will.

R2D21999
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Sorry let me correct my last rule.

Rule 35: Sun is very violent.

Skulltivator
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If you stalk me, it will be me who makes an example out of you. My methods are different from yours of course. Don't ask anymore questions.

pangtongshu
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Oh, you mean me? *growls*


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StormWalker
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I hate you all.

R2D21999
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By the way if you happen to find out where I live. I'll just take a picture of you and post it on armorgames. And I remember that you're very personal with your life.

MattEmAngel
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Why did you add the E at the end?


The E is for the "Etc." Yeah it's not necessary but I just threw it in because it was in the title.

Rule 35: Sun is very violent.


Rule 35 is actually "If you cannot find (Rule 34), it will be made." I can make it 36, though.

I hate you all.


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MattEmAngel
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StormWalker
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No, really. Keep calling me Sunwalker and I will leave this frigging site.
Some people have issues with nicknames, okay? I don't like you беÑполезнÑми идиоÑами Ð-Ð¸Ð²Ð°Ñ Ð¼ÐµÑÑвеÑина not knowing when to stop pissing someone off and hurting their feelings to the point of murder. I'm not joking when I say "don't call me sunwalker." Seriously. Stop it already.

MattEmAngel
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Well, I've never called you that. You'll have to realize, though, that people here very rarely take murder or hatred literally. This is the Internet, after all.

Skulltivator
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Okay I'll stop. Hey you guys should check out the awesome song I linked to on my profile.

StormWalker
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Thanks for stopping. However, some of those other idiots....

R2D21999
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Alright, alright I'll stop. I'll try to never do it again.

By the way I was basically the one who invented this "sun" thing, so I'm extra sorry.

Strop
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Guys, I know this is the internet, but this also happens to be Armor Games. The premise of this thread already implies that this is a distinct community, so you can do better than that.

StormWalker: Don't make explicit threats about murdering people to convey your sentiments, that's a bannable offense for one, and for another if somebody were to believe they were substantiable, it increasingly results in the police turning up to wherever you live and arresting you (depending on your jurisdiction).

Everybody else: respect a user's reasonable wishes could you? Don't call StormWalker SunWalker when you've been asked not to. That's just antagonistic.

StormWalker
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Effort appreciated.
Now on with the rules!

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