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So, someone posts something they have or something they're happy about, and then the person below ruins it, and posts something they're happy about. Ex:

Me: I just got a promotion!

Pick: I'm the CEO, and I fired you.
I found 20 dollars on the street!

Pang: I bumped into you, knocking it out of your hand, and took it.
I inherited millions of dollars from my uncle dying!

and so on...

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Sorry, it cut off my post.

I found a quarter!

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I took your quarter when you weren't looking.

I bought a gumball.

blk2860
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I went back in time and robbed a bank, converted the money into quarters, bought all the gumballs, and left right as you walked in.

I just found a time capsule!

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I buried that time capsule, and there's nothing in there but mustard gas.

I ordered a pizza.

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I secretly murdered the real deliveryman, took his place, made myself look like him, ate the pizza, and then delivered the empty box.

I just got hired!

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I hired you to build a 10,000-foot tall effigy of Mitt Romney at a wage of $1 a day. You are not allowed to leave the premises until Mitt is complete.

I just discovered the cure for cancer.

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(No actually, that's not legal, you have to pay your employees at least minimum wage, otherwise the government will order you to cease and desist. Plus, I'm Republican.)

I spilled it all over the floor, and laughed in your face.

I just prevented terrorists from attacking the White House!

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Actually those were American jets.

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Actually those were American jets.

I just ate a pizza.

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I poisoned it moments before.

I won a game of chess!

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The game was rigged. I was paid $65,000 to let you win.

I found Jesus.

blk2860
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No actually, you found Satan disguised as Jesus. We are doomed thanks to you.

I woke up in the future!

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"Future" is exactly after one second. You got robbed while you slept.
I read a book!

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Everybody Poops is a good book..but aren't you a bit old?

I get to attack blk for capitalizing my name!

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Oh yes you do. But which one am I? (A bunch of holograms appear and we all switch positions when you blink.

I just conquered Germany!

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