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Posted May 30, '13 at 4:55pm

Waldorf

Waldorf

729 posts

My little gargoyle pet made crap on it!

I enjoy petting my little tiny gargoyle.

 

Posted May 31, '13 at 3:15am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

10,090 posts

You forgot to bolt it down though..
*crashes on ground*
Yeah..those things don't survive falls well

I'm watching QI

 

Posted May 31, '13 at 3:39pm

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

6,362 posts

However, when QI goes to a commercial break, the commercials never end and you are forced to watch commercials for 20 years before you find out that it got cancelled. You never find out what happened next.

I wish there were no cliffhangers in books, only good endings.

 

Posted May 31, '13 at 4:29pm

Veksing

Veksing

1,741 posts

Unfortunately, the Genie that you discovered a few days back already granted you your three wishes. The fourth never comes true.

I land the most amazing trick possible on snow skis at the 2013 World Championship Competition. The judges loved it, and awarded me with a 15 ft. trophy made out of solid gold.

 

Posted May 31, '13 at 5:22pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

10,090 posts

...which subsequently fell on top of you, crushing you

However, when QI goes to a commercial break,


Let me rephrase..

I'm watching QI on the tubes of you, thus..no commercials
 

Posted May 31, '13 at 5:43pm

partydevil

partydevil

5,322 posts

but the tubes of you are no longer free. and since you've only been watching QI you dont have the money to pay them so that you can keep on watching.

i got dropped in the woods.

 

Posted May 31, '13 at 6:12pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

10,090 posts

By dropped, partydevil means from an Apache helicopter
He is now dead

I'm tired

 

Posted May 31, '13 at 11:20pm

danwar123

danwar123

2,912 posts

you are so tired,you drop dead

i zap all who courroupt me

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 2:21am

gamerguy12345

gamerguy12345

2,989 posts

But your laser misfires and you kill yourself with it.


I just inherited 100 billion dollars and become supreme ruler of the world.

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 9:06am

partydevil

partydevil

5,322 posts

then aliens invaded.

i got a award for saving a kid from a sinking car.

 
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