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Posted Jun 1, '13 at 4:11pm

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

6,362 posts

A homeless man jumps out from the bushes and exclaims, "That's my precious!" Before he beats you up and leaves you for dead, as well as taking your penny.

I wish I was a dragon.

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 4:42pm

gamerguy12345

gamerguy12345

2,989 posts

Wish Granted. You are now a baby dragon who can't fly or do anything special in the middle of africa and everybody there is very angry at you.

I found a gold watch in my pocket.

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 5:15pm

blk2860

blk2860

10,796 posts

You open the watch. It's an empty Horcrux, and it takes half of your soul.

I just found a winning lottery ticket!

-Spirit

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 5:26pm

wflag10

wflag10

1,317 posts

Granted, but then you got mugged while walking back to your house.

I wish I had the power to explode things!

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 5:42pm

gamerguy12345

gamerguy12345

2,989 posts

Granted, but when you try it out you accidentally blow up the US Embassy. You are now at the top of the CIA's wanted list.

I found the Titanic.

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 10:44pm

wflag10

wflag10

1,317 posts

Granted, but you didn't have scuba gear so you're drowning.

I wish I could throw fireballs!

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 10:46pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

8,182 posts

Granted, but you can't stop throwing fireballs and soon the skin that has come into contact with said fireballs cooks like bacon.

I wish I could have another wish.

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 10:50pm

gamerguy12345

gamerguy12345

2,989 posts

Not Granted! The genie that grants wishes says you wished 4 times and that you owe him $1,000,000 for that last wish.

I'm in a lightbulb!

 

Posted Jun 1, '13 at 11:00pm

partydevil

partydevil

5,322 posts

the lightbulb overheated.

i got dropped by a apache helicopter.

(sup whit the wishes? this isn't "corrupt a wish" xD )

 

Posted Jun 2, '13 at 12:19am

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

6,362 posts

(This game is pretty similar to it, and I have made that mistake once or twice myself)

Too bad they dropped you over an active volcano.

I am a genie.

 
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