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Mattresses are blind.
TheMostManlyMan must be blind to make so many typos.

Therefore, Manly is a manly mattress.

The submit button.

The submit button is pushable.
A crate is pushable.

Therefore, the submit button is a crate.

GN Drive

A GN Drive is something from a Japanese cartoon.
Squirtle is something from a Japanese cartoon.

Therefore, GN Drives are Squirtles.

Tom Cruise.

Pepsi is brown.
California governor Jerry Brown's real last name is brown.

Therefore, governor Jerry Brown's real last name is Pepsi.

Floorboards.

I step on floorboards.
I step on the unfortunates that are eternally slaving to please me.

Therefore, floorboards are my devoted underlings. I am the wooden queen.

Ghouls.

Ghouls feed on human flesh.
Cannibals feed on human flesh.
"Cannibal" sounds like "Cannonball."
"Cannonball!" is something you may sometimes yell when you jump into a pool.

Therefore, when someone yells "Ghouls" when you're in a pool, you're probably going to get splashed.

Cinnamon.

Cinnamon is brown...
Wood is brown...

Therefore all cinnamon is made of wood.

Rubber ducky's.

Rubber ducks are unedible.
Fire is unedible.

Therefore, Rubber ducks are usable as fire.

Graham Aker

(in a 00 mood today)

Graham Aker is blond.
I know a woman who is blond.

Therefore Graham Aker is a woman.

Bones.

Bones are dry.
Bones was also a weird show.

Therefore Bones was last night's supper.

Hair

Hair can be different colours.
Crayons can be different colours.

Hairs are crayons!

Books.

my school is a book.
I hate that specific school book.

Therefore, books are the root of hatred.

Videogames.

Videogames are softwares.
Emulators are softwares.

Therefore, Videogames are Emulators.

Char's Zaku II

Char's Zaku II is something I never heard of before today.
Ahuizotl is something I never heard of before today.

Therefore, Char's Zaku II and Ahuizotl must be the same thing.

Macaroni art.

Marcaroni art is art, so is Graffiti therethore Macaroni art is graffiti

There will be some trumpets.