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theni
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The first rule of Chuck Noris is that you never question Chuck Noris...

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theni
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True True, but still, it is something to pas the time...
They once tried to make toilet paper with pics of chuck on them, but chuck wouldn't take any crap.

Jacen96
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Best joke about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so bland people think he's awesome.

(yeah, I don't care for Norris, especially since Bruce Lee crippled him in a fight)

~~~Darth Caedus

pangtongshu
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(yeah, I don't care for Norris, especially since Bruce Lee crippled him in a fight)


^
This

All hail the almighty Bruce Lee

Plus..hard to respect the man after finding out his Hardcore creationist beliefs...that he also wants taught in Science classes
ironblade41
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They got old really fast for me. I don't read them anymore.

Blackbeltr0
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.


Chuck Norris killed 5,678,403,947,583,612,637,559,600 with a grenade, Before he pulled the pin!

GandalftheGrey666
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Chuck Noris has an IPhone with a whole apple.

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^ good one gandalf

And Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick straight through yo mama.

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Chuck norris found the end of pi anything beyond the end was chuck norris punching you into a black hole

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idigit
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Chuck Norris knows the other word for thesaurus.

GandalftheGrey666
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GandalftheGrey666
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Chuck Norris cuts the knife with an apple.

MattEmAngel
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I just realized that you spelled Chuck "Norris" wrong in the title of your Thread. Seriously?

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish in water. c;

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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I just realized that you spelled Chuck "Norris" wrong in the title of your Thread. Seriously?


have you never heard of chuck noris, the man who looks like chuck norris? mr noris can do everything what the jokes say about mr norris.
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Some of these jokes are corny, but some are funny.

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