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Best Chuck Noris Jokes

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 8:47pm

theni

theni

34 posts

The first rule of Chuck Noris is that you never question Chuck Noris...

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 9:20pm

blk2860

blk2860

3,686 posts

theni thinks this is still cool. Chuck Norris thinks that Chuck Norris jokes became cliche, boring, and overused a long time ago.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 9:42pm

theni

theni

34 posts

True True, but still, it is something to pas the time...
They once tried to make toilet paper with pics of chuck on them, but chuck wouldn't take any crap.

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 9:48pm

Jacen96

Jacen96

2,191 posts

Best joke about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so bland people think he's awesome.

(yeah, I don't care for Norris, especially since Bruce Lee crippled him in a fight)

~~~Darth Caedus

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 10:03pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,277 posts

(yeah, I don't care for Norris, especially since Bruce Lee crippled him in a fight)

^
This

All hail the almighty Bruce Lee

Plus..hard to respect the man after finding out his Hardcore creationist beliefs...that he also wants taught in Science classes

 

Posted Mar 30, '13 at 1:37am

ironblade41

ironblade41

523 posts

They got old really fast for me. I don't read them anymore.

 

Posted Mar 30, '13 at 7:57am

Blackbeltr0

Blackbeltr0

736 posts

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris killed 5,678,403,947,583,612,637,559,600 with a grenade, Before he pulled the pin! :D

 

Posted Mar 30, '13 at 11:16am

blk2860

blk2860

3,686 posts

Chuck Norris can recite Pi entirely. (He'd be doing it forever)
Sorry. Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked this joke.

 

Posted Mar 30, '13 at 3:25pm

GandalftheGrey666

GandalftheGrey666

1,791 posts

Chuck Noris has an IPhone with a whole apple.

 

Posted Mar 30, '13 at 3:51pm

xXxDAPRO89xXx

xXxDAPRO89xXx

3,582 posts

^ good one gandalf

And Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick straight through yo mama.

 
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