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theni
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theni
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Shepherd

The first rule of Chuck Noris is that you never question Chuck Noris...

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Ishtaron
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Ishtaron
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Blacksmith

All hail the almighty Bruce Lee


Bruce Lee is a chump. Ip man is the one you should be hailing. Not only is he a real life hero that used kung-fu to fight Japanese invaders during WWII, he also trained Bruce Lee.
codyrousseau
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Blacksmith

Chuck Norris once peed in a gas tank of a semi. That semi is now known as optimus prime.

godandd
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Nomad

There is no good chuck noris joke.

SSTG
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Treasurer

Chuck Norris though he was hot, then he fought Bruce Lee in the Colosseum. xD

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TheGenovesan
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Nomad

When Chuck norris plays zombie survival, it's the zombies who are trying to survive

Paek
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Nomad

Adolf Hitler killed himself the day after Chuck Norris was born. He knew he was coming.

And also, this thread shouldn't be called Chuck Norris Jokes, it should be Chuck Norris Facts.

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Shepherd

Chuck Norris bit a King Cobra, and after many days of writhing in pain, the Cobra finally died.

Chuck Norris doesn't like to be around water, when he is swimming. The water just wants to be around him.

When Chuck Norris was swimming, he sensed blood, and came back with nine sharks.

Mickeyryn
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Shepherd

Chuck Norris bit a King Cobra, and after many days of writhing in pain, the Cobra finally died.

Chuck Norris doesn't like to be around water, when he is swimming. The water just wants to be around him.

When Chuck Norris was swimming, he sensed blood, and came back with nine sharks.

Mickeyryn
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Mickeyryn
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Shepherd

sorry for that ^^ internet computer glitch

Jblaze101
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Jblaze101
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Peasant

Comment was blocked by discretion of Chuck Norris

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GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

Ghosts sit around a camp fire and tell horror stories about Chuck Norris.

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