So, I don't think I have seen a game like this before, let me know if I'm wrong...
So! This is a user above you game. Let's say xyz said the object computer. I would then make the computer evil or demented, e. g. the computer now has fangs and uses them on a daily basis. I would then choose a new object.
When a hamster poos, you need to clean the cage. When you try to clean the cage, the hamster bites you. When the hamster bites you, you get a highly contagious and deadly disease. When you get a highly contagious and deadly disease, you spread it to other people. When you spread it to other people, eventually it spreads to everyone and everything else. But hamsters are immune to it and will rule the world! That's why they can't be trusted.
I have no clue what a pangolin is I will assume it is a penguin so, this penguin is n ordinary penguin! This penguin is so evil it demands satans soul! This penguin is so evil it makes children cry at the sight of said penguin. This penguin is so evil the baby mentioned before FEARS it!
After got betrayed by some masonic grand lodges, He started to read some secret qabalistic books and use the dark arts against the masonic dark arts providers. And of course they bring a doomsday together on earth!
