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justinS
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They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea

Shoulda gone to FreeCreditReport.com
I woulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts,
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

Well I'm shopping for a new car, which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV.

Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked, so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my TV. Thought about goin' but was too lazy.

Now instead of lookin' fly I'm looking fat, my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at.

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby....

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soccer_mylife
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ive heard that before it is funny though

eyetwitch
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Shepherd

Your missing the first one. The very first one, when he's sitting in his house.

th3pr3tz3l
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th3pr3tz3l
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Yeah, theres another song too, i've only seen it once though. but i think i like this one better.

Danstanta
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Yeah, is that from a commercial or something cuz i kinda heard of it...

justinS
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Nomad

oh well i havent seen that one ill try to find it

justinS
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justinS
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well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
but she didnât tell me her credit was bad
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
weâre living in the basement at her mom and dads
though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
if weâd gone to freecreditreport.com
iâd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
here it is i found it

justinS
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Nomad

its a little screwed up though

DivineDarkness
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I hate these things, some girls in my class got obsessed with it and printed sheets of paper that had these songs/slogans on it and sang them when ever they got the chance.

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i love those songs, me and my buddy drake sing that car one all the time, i wanna get them on my mp3 but i cant find them anywhere

god_of_classic_rock
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I like the one in the car the best, but there all funny

BlackViper
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Nomad

i luv that song especially the car one.

justinS
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justinS
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Nomad

the car one is my fav to

homegrove
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Haha, now THIS is what commercials should be like. Those songs are awesome, especially the one where the guys are in the car.

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i love them .i sing them a lot

orkahmrust
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orkahmrust
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once u hear these things there stuck in ur head for forevor

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