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Alright, here goes. You do something, and then someone says a side effect happens, because they didn't read the label:

Ex:

Me: I bough a car.

P1: It explodes. Didn't you read the label? It said that all cars will detonate when leaving the premises.

I ate an apple.

P2: You feel dizzy, pass out, and wake up in a jail cell. Can't believe you didn't read the label, it said that now, all apples must be infused with 3 pints of alcohol.

I ride a bike.

And so on. Alright, I'll start:

I drank some Pepsi.

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TheMostManlyMan
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Now you weigh 300 pounds, didn't you read the label? They decided to not to even attempt to cut calories.

I'm on a horse.

danwar123
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you wierdo.the label said:"toxtic waste!deadly!do not drink!"
you died because of the poison.

i drink dragon juce(makes you turn into a dragon!)

blk2860
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Didn't you read the label? You never read the whole thing! It said it turned you into a dragonfly. I swat you with a flyswatter.

I wear my watch.

danwar123
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didn't you read the label?it's a watch bomb.it blew you up.

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i buy a flamethrower

TheMostManlyMan
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Didn't you read the title? You too are supposed to do something.

danwar123
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didn't you read my comment #2?it said"i bought a flame-thower."

blk2860
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Your face burned off. Didn't you read the label? You were holding it backwards!

I sat on a chair.

danwar123
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didn't you read the label?it was a cherry!

i eat bread.

blk2860
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Didn't you read the label? It was only a glass sculpture of bread! Now your gums are bleeding.

I brushed my teeth.

Kylelolcat
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Your teeth rot. Didn't you read the label? "Made with methamphetamine".

I type on a laptop.

danwar123
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didn't you read the label?you painted your teeth!the paint fell off and you swallowed it,killing yoself

i slay a dragon.

blk2860
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Didn't you read the label? That was a realistic looking amusement park ride! Now you'll be sued!

I adopted a kitten.

danwar123
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didn't you read the label?it was a sabber-toothed cat!it ate you!

i slay a real dragon(living,scales,wings..ex.)

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Didn't you read the label? It was a baby dragon! It's mother is 40 feet tall, and very angry. Long story short, you're dead.

I typed on my computer.

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