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Alright, here goes. You do something, and then someone says a side effect happens, because they didn't read the label:
Me: I bough a car.
P1: It explodes. Didn't you read the label? It said that all cars will detonate when leaving the premises.
I ate an apple.
P2: You feel dizzy, pass out, and wake up in a jail cell. Can't believe you didn't read the label, it said that now, all apples must be infused with 3 pints of alcohol.
I ride a bike.
And so on. Alright, I'll start:
I drank some Pepsi.
Now you weigh 300 pounds, didn't you read the label? They decided to not to even attempt to cut calories.
I'm on a horse.
you wierdo.the label said:"toxtic waste!deadly!do not drink!"
you died because of the poison.
i drink dragon juce(makes you turn into a dragon!)
Didn't you read the label? You never read the whole thing! It said it turned you into a dragonfly. I swat you with a flyswatter.
I wear my watch.
didn't you read the label?it's a watch bomb.it blew you up.
i buy a flamethrower
Didn't you read the title? You too are supposed to do something.
didn't you read my comment #2?it said"i bought a flame-thower."
Your face burned off. Didn't you read the label? You were holding it backwards!
I sat on a chair.
didn't you read the label?it was a cherry!
i eat bread.
Didn't you read the label? It was only a glass sculpture of bread! Now your gums are bleeding.
I brushed my teeth.
Your teeth rot. Didn't you read the label? "Made with methamphetamine".
I type on a laptop.
didn't you read the label?you painted your teeth!the paint fell off and you swallowed it,killing yoself
i slay a dragon.
Didn't you read the label? That was a realistic looking amusement park ride! Now you'll be sued!
I adopted a kitten.
didn't you read the label?it was a sabber-toothed cat!it ate you!
i slay a real dragon(living,scales,wings..ex.)
Didn't you read the label? It was a baby dragon! It's mother is 40 feet tall, and very angry. Long story short, you're dead.
I typed on my computer.
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