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Posted Apr 27, '13 at 11:37pm

danwar123

danwar123

1,915 posts

didn't yo read the label?you got sucked in and died due to a group of goblins!!!


i ate some apple pie.

 

Posted Apr 27, '13 at 11:43pm

blk2860

blk2860

10,695 posts

Didn't you read the label? It's misprinted! It's actually Apple Dye! Now your mouth is the color of apples!

I ran a red light.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 12:00am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

11,410 posts

Didn't you read the label? Crossing a red light would cause you to get sentenced to 5 years in prison.

I sat on a chair.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 12:20am

blk2860

blk2860

10,695 posts

Didn't you read the label? The chair was changed into a body part disposer! Now your head is alone, rolling around on the floor.

I petted my dog.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 1:50am

evilsweetblock

evilsweetblock

2,082 posts

Didnt you read the label?!?!?!?! ALL DOGS IN THE WORLD HAVE RABIES AND NOW 1 BLK2860 HAS RABIES TOO.

I stare blankly.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 2:28am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

11,410 posts

Didn't you read the label? Your soul will get sucked out. Now your body is nothing more than an empty shell.

I flew on a hang glider.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 2:46am

EmperorPalpatine

EmperorPalpatine

9,477 posts

Didn't you read the label? "For small kittens only". You plummet to your death.

I lick a light bulb.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 9:41am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

11,410 posts

Didn't you read the label? It can cause severe burns if touched. You have to have your tongue cut off.

I threw a ball out the window.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 11:39am

blk2860

blk2860

10,695 posts

Didn't you read the label, when thrown, it grows metal spikes and acts like a boomerang! Now you're in the hospital, and are half blind!

I just got Hired at Starbucks! (Not in real life, of course.)

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 12:59pm

GandalftheGrey666

GandalftheGrey666

1,924 posts

Didn't you read the label? All of its workers are vampires that have AIDS.

I buy a pen.

 
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