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Didn't You Read The Label?

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 1:01pm

sonic20

sonic20

236 posts

Didn't you read the label? It was actually an octopus pen, and now your body has ink squirted all over it.

I go to McDonalds.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 2:16pm

TheMostManlyMan

TheMostManlyMan

3,697 posts

Didn't read the twitter post? They sold out to Burger King.

Does it have to be label? Because sometimes 'label' just doesn't fit.

I ripped the tag off a mattress.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 4:18pm

GandalftheGrey666

GandalftheGrey666

1,791 posts

Didn't you read the label? The mattress explodes when you rip the tag.

I rip the label.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 5:53pm

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

3,004 posts

Didn't you read the label under the label? The object turns into a shrapnel grenade when you remove the first label.

I threw some paper into a bin.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 6:16pm

MiniMeatwad

MiniMeatwad

84 posts

Didn't you read the label? Every time paper goes into a bin it explodes killing you.

I Orbit the sun.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 7:07pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

3,783 posts

Didn't you read the label? Orbiting the sun causes evisceration/

I bang my head against the wall.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 7:59pm

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

3,004 posts

Didn't you read the label? Walls are fragile. It collapses onto you.

I kicked a rock.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 9:50pm

xXxDAPRO89xXx

xXxDAPRO89xXx

4,485 posts

Didn't you read the label? Rocks aren't for kicking... They are for use in my rock cereal.

I like trains.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 10:21pm

sonic20

sonic20

236 posts

Didn't you read the label? The train is a bullet train. It just hit you.

I buy a basket.

 

Posted Apr 28, '13 at 10:32pm

blk2860

blk2860

4,530 posts

Didn't you read the label? It says that the cashier must fill the basket with complimentary active grenades. Now you're dead!

(And no, it doesn't necessarily have to be a label.)

I ate some Pringles.

 
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