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Didn't You Read The Label?

Posted Apr 29, '13 at 12:01am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

2,352 posts

Didn't you read the label? It was heroin-flavoured. Now you're a drug addict.

I lit a campfire.

 

Posted Apr 29, '13 at 1:47pm

TheMostManlyMan

TheMostManlyMan

2,963 posts

Didn't you read the label? Those factory made logs are toxic!

I bought a Dtastriter Model-1000 Disintegrator.

 

Posted Apr 30, '13 at 9:22am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

2,352 posts

Didn't you read the label? Do not be anywhere near the machine when it turns on. You get disintegrated.

I fed my baby pet turtle.

 

Posted Apr 30, '13 at 2:04pm

GandalftheGrey666

GandalftheGrey666

1,791 posts

Didn't you read the label? The food is cooked with Gamma rays and your turtle dies.

I buy a potato.

 

Posted Apr 30, '13 at 4:39pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

3,340 posts

Didn't you read the label? Those are severed Slender-Man heads.
I drink some soda.

 

Posted Apr 30, '13 at 5:04pm

blk2860

blk2860

3,686 posts

Didn't you read the label? It says it's experimental, and their may be side-effects like puking, explosive diarrhea, and bloody stool. You run to the bathroom.

I wrote a novel.

 

Posted Apr 30, '13 at 6:11pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

3,340 posts

Didn't you read the label? it's a popup that causes heart attacks.

I go hide.

 

Posted Apr 30, '13 at 7:09pm

tinyb0b

tinyb0b

64 posts

Didn't you read the label? Your hiding spot was a planned bomb target. You die form the bombs

I take a crap.

 

Posted Apr 30, '13 at 7:30pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

3,340 posts

Didn't you read the label? You just shat into a minefield. Kapwoosh.

I blinked.

 

Posted May 1, '13 at 1:37am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

2,352 posts

Didn't you hear the Doctor's warning? Weeping Angels are around. You get sent many years into the past.

I ripped a piece of paper.

 
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